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    Senior Member cuckingfunt's Avatar
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    Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    After spending the worst weekend in a long while without any Arrse, I have come to seek solace amongst you fellow Arrsers.

    I found some comfort (Read: Time Acceleration) in The Worlds Hardest Game. (Level 5 is pretty solid, level 6 was easy, level 7 I gave up on!)

    Like a few others on here I also found I had a wife, but she was out a lot, so it wasn't all bad.

    What new found pastime or relation did you find this weekend?
    God save Imber!

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    Senior Member Danny_Dever's Avatar
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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    Took the other half and the kids to the seaside.......
    which was fun and really cheap....

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    Watched Flashy winding up the pink fluffy site members :D
    I'll sail this ship alone ...

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    Checked it wasn't back up every 5 seconds....
    If Iraq was such a threat to everyones national security why did only take two f**kin weeks to take over the whole country!

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    I went to newquay to make love with a squaddie .I am totally tired as i didnt get home till 10:00am to day looks like i missed all the fun . :D

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    With no ARRSE to go to, a lot of us had time to concentrate on this game:-
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/t=87932.html
    The Knights Templar - Gods Own Special Forces, kicking arrse in the sandy places in days of yore.

    Don't take any lip off him chef, make him have seconds - Unknown Scaley, Aldershot cookhouse dinner queue

    No good asking him what's in the pies, he's ACC not CID - Anonymous

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    went out to work..

    HAD A GOOD WEEK END WITH THE GRAND NATIONAL(TAXI DRIVER)..

    but when i got back in i Checked it wasn't back up,,and it wasnt..
    LIPPY.. 1ST Bn ROYAL IRISH RANGERS
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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    Quote Originally Posted by fairmaidofperth
    Watched Flashy winding up the pink fluffy site members :D
    "Molestation" was how it looked from here. Passed the time...
    Nimerudi!

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    I talked to this nice lady I've been sleeping with.

    It turns out she's my wife, and she was very pleased to see me.

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    Arsse was down, GF was just off Night shift so spent the whole day sleeping so
    I tried to work out how I lost at the Grand National* and went to the gym, thought about phoning the family, thought better of it and had a few beers instead. I will be submitting my expenses to the Good CO later.


    *Got the Winner and a few placed but ended up down on the day. Feck!
    If you can read this - Make me a sandwich!

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    Quote Originally Posted by instinct
    Checked it wasn't back up every 5 seconds....
    Ditto.

    If my sense of humour annoys you, please tell me..So I can LAUGH AT YOU!!

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    Quote Originally Posted by fairmaidofperth
    Watched Flashy winding up the pink fluffy site members :D
    Seen that, went on www.rearparty.co.uk just to see if there was any news from here!


    Quote Originally Posted by instinct
    Checked it wasn't back up every 5 seconds....
    Yep, done that too, think I was still doing it in my sleep!
    God save Imber!

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

    Studied all weekend for my exam monday
    Democracy only works when I tell you it works

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    Quote Originally Posted by echobeach
    I went to newquay to make love with a squaddie .I am totally tired as i didnt get home till 10:00am to day looks like i missed all the fun . :D
    "Make Love"??????? Now that sounds seriously like a relationship to me....... does he know? :D
    If you can read this - Make me a sandwich!

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    Re: Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the week

    Hello,

    I walked about thirty miles in the sunshine,rain,hail,wind,snow,more snow,sunshine,wind,rain,snow again,rain.

    What lovely weather we are having.

    tangosix.

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