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**oldgoat** · 07-04-2008, 17:26

Saturday afternoon went to the rugby club, lovely. Arrived back home too drunk to type. yipee

Sunday morning 4.30 am slither out of bed to be at the Liberty stadium for 6am.
Bus to London, Watford stadium to watch Wales grand slam and a few Kiwis play like a bunch of wnakers.
Back down the M4 empty all the bottles of jack D and coke, gin tonic, vodka orange emptied.
Local pub till errr midnight? Woke up this morning, complete memory loss from 10pm last night.
Empty wallet, sob sob sob. Dry Bell-end! More sob, sob.
Why do I bother?
Was arrse offline over the weekend?

**Werewolf** · 07-04-2008, 17:31

Originally Posted by instinct

Checked it wasn't back up every 5 seconds....

Seconded!

**ugly** · 07-04-2008, 17:32

Next time this happens K13 EOD is going to redo my drive!

**Airfix** · 07-04-2008, 17:39

Went to Durrington to see my bro, got to Salisbury before I found out he was in Hull!

Salisbury still sucks in daylight/when you're sober...

**3milesniper** · 07-04-2008, 17:45

Originally Posted by saintstone

With no ARRSE to go to, a lot of us had time to concentrate on this game:-
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/t=87932.html

I never play online games, however if I did and I was a top 10 player in the leading ARRSE Alliance which is ranked 56th out of 1500 Alliances,I'd be chuffed to fcuk

**Timothy78** · 07-04-2008, 17:47

I made waffles, I checked from time to time the website (ie every 5 minutes).
I also watched what I think is the worst movie ever. I am now seeking professional help to get over it.

Tim

**charlotte-the-harlot** · 07-04-2008, 17:49

went to Rear Party and chatted to some very nice ladies...all a bit of a culture shock! Apparently there are females who don't swear and don't rip the piss out of u, I find this hard to believe!

All a bit Stepford Wives....I was scared!! its not natural! I'm glad to be back in the Arrse world!

They were.....nice to me! I'm going to need counselling!

**crow_bag** · 07-04-2008, 17:50

I masturbated furiously, however despite my best efforts i didn't spontainiously combust

**Kaye** · 07-04-2008, 18:09

Seeing as this was the only weekend this month that I'm not either on exercise or attending a function in uniform perhaps it was just as good for my health-sexlife-marriage that ARRSE was down.

Still, I felt as though I lost a limb and was miserable, moody and withdrawn.

**PrayingMantis** · 07-04-2008, 18:15

i was forced to go out with civvy mates, what a boring lot they are, mind you the jokes i told were a bit crude (for them)
and i checked every few minutes to see if arrse was back