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**counterstrike** · 31-03-2008, 12:23

Father_Gundulph - You should PRACTISE HERE before your next night out!

**Adjutant** · 31-03-2008, 12:34

"They gave you an anal probe?" Dude!

(apologies to Cartman's mate)

**Father_Gundulph** · 31-03-2008, 12:38

Originally Posted by Father_Gundulph

don’t expect a reply because after posting this thread I’m having nothing to do with it.

ok... just a quick one to say I'm glad this is being taken in the spirit intended!

F_G (Bonnet)

**brettarider** · 31-03-2008, 12:38

What selfish cnut you are you've noteven been back to the spot yet to put up a notice offering to pay for the damaged you caused to the car the poor person must be sh1tting it at the price hike of next years insurance.

**thegimp** · 31-03-2008, 12:56

I feel both moved and motivated

**Biped** · 31-03-2008, 13:11

Have you considered body armour - that way you can ensure you don't die when run over next time, and you still get someone to play with your hoop-spot. People pay good money for that you know!

**1stgulfmac** · 31-03-2008, 13:11

Erm I take it I can't be outraged about anything on here?

**Outstanding** · 31-03-2008, 13:24

Brilliant story, great moral and a lesson for us all.

Next time face the oncoming traffic!

**RHODESIAN** · 31-03-2008, 13:25

Next time stagger down the other side of the road so you can throw yourself in the ditch when you see a car coming and save the poor motorist some hefty bills and some serious cleaning.