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    "Carla, Pink or Brown?"
    Why do they call me FUBAR???

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    Cyclops:" Bienvenue a le Baisodrome! Les boissons sont de ce côté-ci. Et Madame, suce ma bite ici, ma putain de salope !"

    And Madame S's response, " "Va te faire enculer, folle "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmmongsturm
    Cyclops:" Bienvenue a le Baisodrome! Les boissons sont de ce côté-ci. Et Madame, suce ma bite ici, ma putain de salope !"

    And Madame S's response, " "Va te faire enculer, folle "
    Que?
    It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by REgards
    As a Sapper it's a requirement ;)
    Acknowledged: but you, you knobthroat, have now left me with the vivid image of Broon and The Wide Mouthed Frog.....well......y'know......kissing!!

    You sod. That's not fair. I shall sue.

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    Re: Gordon Brown Eats Carla Bruni

    wee Broon as he burps in her face: 'go on have a guess, cheese and onion or prawn'?
    'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.

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    Sorry Baseplate... I'm sure it will only haunt your dreams for a couple of decades, nothing that a Total Recall stylee brain wipe and years of psychotherapy won't solve :D
    It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?

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    Translation:

    Welcome to the fcuk-party! The drinks are over there. And Madame, suck my c0ck now, my slutty whore.

    Go fcuk yourself, homo
    "The thanks of the infantry, in my opinion, must be treasured more by every artilleryman than all decorations and citations. "
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    MMMMmmm no knickers... good girl!

    Tu vas niquer un vrai rost-bif dans un moment. Il faut juste perdre ton petit chien, pour que on peut etre ensemble. Je vais te faire jouir comme une fontaine.

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    Doesn't give up does he? Did she have something to wipe the slather off with when he had finished puckering up his jelly-like gob?

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    Re: Gordon Brown Eats Carla Bruni

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    MMMMmmm no knickers... good girl!

    Tu vas niquer un vrai rost-bif dans un moment. Il faut juste perdre ton petit chien, pour que on peut etre ensemble. Je vais te faire jouir comme une fontaine.
    Fantastic ! Mr D, I am your willing padawan! :D
    "The thanks of the infantry, in my opinion, must be treasured more by every artilleryman than all decorations and citations. "
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