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22-03-2008, 12:01 #1
I am such a bar steward
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Just going to use this forum to clear some thing up.
I have just been dumped by my fiance of 8 years with and two great kids because of the things I have written in this forum. I have lost everything of importance to me because my ex doesn't accept that I can be a different person online than I am in reality. She may have a point, there is no doubt that I have hurt her in many threads here, the ginge one, women and guns and others.
So I just wanted to come clean on here.
I am a fat ex loggie rad op who hasn't been able to fit into a uniform in 7 years. I have never been with a gingwah lass and I don't find women and guns sexy, mostly they're quite scary. In truth my ex is the only serious relationship I have ever had. I just wanted to publicly admit to being a complete tw@t.
Does anyone else want to get anything off their chest?
Preparing for slagging
[Serious mode OFF]Death may be certain, but comms aren't.
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22-03-2008, 12:08 #2
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My bold - so complete honesty in all things is a strength of your then. Seems like thin edge of the wedge, probably just used as an excuse to dump you.
Originally Posted by mac_uk
Cymru am byth!
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22-03-2008, 12:08 #3
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Blilmey did you leave yourself logged into the pc by accident?
The Americans will always do the right thing... After they've exhausted all the alternatives.
- Winston Churchill
An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of bullshit - General George Patton Jr
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22-03-2008, 12:10 #4
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You're better off without her, sounds like she doesn't have a sense of humour. Try the gallery for a replacement, plenty choice there if you're not fussy.
I'll sail this ship alone ...
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22-03-2008, 12:40 #5
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I take it your photo is not among them?
Originally Posted by fairmaidofperth
As for Mac_UK - Chin up and remember what what Jesus said at the last supper.
"Oy! Judus, doth you think thatuth all soft and gentle female folk are kind and loving or snakes with tits?...... and pass the salt"
Sounds like it is more than just Arrse that caused her to do one.
On a plus side, you are now a "Free Man" and can insert your todger into any moist hole you want with out the fear of getting into trouble. I suggest either Marrage councling or porking the local bar maid.
Maybe she is just trying to shock you into a wedding..... 8 years is a long time to be endangered in engagement.
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22-03-2008, 12:41 #6
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My misses didn't use to like that I was a different person at work to the one that I am at home. Having left the Army I'm now the person I was at work all the time. She doesn't like it but thats the cost of having me home more.
Give her a bit of time to see if she can/wants to get over it. If not play the kids card, see if that changes her mind. If it doesn't then sounds like it's over.
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22-03-2008, 12:58 #7
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22-03-2008, 13:03 #8
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try it in English http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/
Originally Posted by dogmeat
:DLife should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,camel blue in one hand,wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
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22-03-2008, 13:17 #9
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Anyone know what the maximum recruiting age is?
Originally Posted by Poppy
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22-03-2008, 13:29 #10
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Pull yourself together get to the gym lose some weight and have a sex change.
And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.
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22-03-2008, 14:13 #11
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Take the kids and run. Hide them at their grandparents, then tell the Sun your kids have gone missing. Also, find the NYE pics and tell them that their mother is an alcoholic.
Everyone suspects the mother, and you get on telly.
Chicks love famous guys.This is the WORST crazy sect I've ever been in.
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22-03-2008, 14:17 #12
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Witless Humourless bitch..... I bet she is different in the sack with Leroy than she is with you!!!
Get the Harpee to fcuk!
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22-03-2008, 14:35 #13
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surely there is more to it than this, (I'm not asking). my missus knows about this website and thankfully does not judge me on this.
after 8 years maybe its something else.Democracy only works when I tell you it works
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22-03-2008, 14:54 #14
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Women always have a get out plan squirreled away. Sounds like the Arrse was just an excuse. Do you beat her regularly?
Its all bollocks really
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22-03-2008, 15:51 #15
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Think outside the box........surely it wasn't just arrse....I am a fat ex loggie rad op who hasn't been able to fit into a uniform in 7 years..
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