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22-03-2008, 14:13 #11Senior Member
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Re: I am such a bar steward
Take the kids and run. Hide them at their grandparents, then tell the Sun your kids have gone missing. Also, find the NYE pics and tell them that their mother is an alcoholic.
Everyone suspects the mother, and you get on telly.
Chicks love famous guys.This is the WORST crazy sect I've ever been in.
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22-03-2008, 14:17 #12Senior Member
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Witless Humourless bitch..... I bet she is different in the sack with Leroy than she is with you!!!
Get the Harpee to fcuk!
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22-03-2008, 14:35 #13Senior Member
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surely there is more to it than this, (I'm not asking). my missus knows about this website and thankfully does not judge me on this.
after 8 years maybe its something else.Democracy only works when I tell you it works
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22-03-2008, 14:54 #14Senior Member
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Women always have a get out plan squirreled away. Sounds like the Arrse was just an excuse. Do you beat her regularly?
Its all bollocks really
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22-03-2008, 15:51 #15Senior Member
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Think outside the box........surely it wasn't just arrse....I am a fat ex loggie rad op who hasn't been able to fit into a uniform in 7 years..
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........"This missile doesn't launch, it just fucks off"
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22-03-2008, 15:53 #16Senior Member
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Get over it.
Fred Astaire ate my hamper!
If they should once obtain a connivance, they will press for a toleration, from thence to an equality, from an equality to a superiority, from a superiority to an extirpation of all contrary religions. John Pym 1584-1643.
I reserve the right to say what the fcuk I like. The serried ranks of headstones in Flanders, Normandy and elsewhere give me that right.
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22-03-2008, 18:06 #17Senior Member
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But this is the NAAFI bar, so things can't be that bad.
Throw a party!
"See The Little Faggot With The Earring And The Make-Up
Yeah Buddy That's His Own Hair
That Little Faggot Got His Own Jet Airplane
That Little Faggot He's a Millionaire"
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22-03-2008, 18:21 #18Senior Member
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Lose weight, buy some new clothes, get a new Doris and FFS, don't go begging her to come back. And to be fair... very unlikely that Arrse is the reason.
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22-03-2008, 18:25 #19Moderator
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like him on "Never Mind The Buzzcocks".
Originally Posted by Busta-Gut
I am a fat ex loggie rad op who hasn't been able to fit into a uniform in 7 years.
Think outside the box........surely it wasn't just arrse....
Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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22-03-2008, 18:32 #20Senior Member
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Get yourself over to Pattaya.You will have forgotten all about the gopping crone by endex day one.
I've got your mothers maiden name tattooed on my arm.
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