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    Re: Best / Funniest Footy Chants

    Adebayor
    Addebayooooor
    Your dad washes elephants
    and your mams is a whore.

    Currently being sung at Old Trafford.
    In the schit again...

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    Re: Best / Funniest Footy Chants

    Quote Originally Posted by maff
    Quote Originally Posted by charliecharlieone
    To Spurs......sung to singing the blues.......

    "never felt more like gassing a jew, at white hart lane with our willies in view, oh tottenham...weve got a foreskin have you"
    Wonder if I can get away with singing that one this weekend when we play them!!
    Fill your boots, I shall unfortunately not be at the Lane but am predicting a further three points to secure our mid-table mediocrity for this season

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    Re: Best / Funniest Footy Chants

    (To the tune of Michael Jacksons Smooth Criminal...)

    CITY ARE YOU OK?
    CITY ARE YOU OK?
    ARE YOU OK CITY?
    YOU'VE BEEN BOUGHT BY
    YOU'VE BEEN BOUGHT BY......

    A WAR CRIMINAL
    In the schit again...

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    Re: Best / Funniest Footy Chants

    He plays on the left
    He plays on the riiiiiight
    That boy Ronaldo
    Makes England look sh*te.

    This one is even better if you watch the actions. I'll see if I can find a vid on youtube later.
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