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    Senior Member Cholmondley-Warner's Avatar
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    Does my bum look in this loo seat?

    Interesting tale in the Telegraph today. Apparently some tart went for a crap.......and stayed there for a couple of years.

    Liked this bit:

    It appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the toilet seat, he added. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."
    Must have been one helluva dump. :D

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    Re: Does my bum look in this loo seat?

    Words fail me. Did he bring her newspapers? Grot mags? WTF was she actually doing there?
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    Senior Member Augustus's Avatar
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    Re: Does my bum look in this loo seat?

    Alas, already done earlier today.

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/t=91843.html

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