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    How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    Just reading the contents of these posts, I remember one of the early documentaries on this showing a young guy who had to punctuate every sentence with F**k, C**t, S**t or B******s. I thought back then I could identify several cases in the same block as me. Are people with this just naturally attracted to the Army?
    You see! This is why birds and CID don't mix.
    You give a bloke a gun and he thinks its a dream come true
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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    I think I have a mild form of tourettes



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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    For Fuck sake, I don't know what you are cunting talking about,


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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    F u c k off i dont know what you f ucking talking about
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    I've fcuking got it.
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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    Fcuk off your fcuking cnut.

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    shaggin basta'd loads of the cnuts
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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    I think I've got work related Tourettes. Can't stop calling people c*nts or arrseholes. Usually the people I work for

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    I find it quite funny how a lot of people with tourettes use racist language, I watched a documentary where this guy with tourettes took a bunch of kids with tourettes to africa on a London bus! It was well funny!

    It makes me laugh, but it must be awful if you suffer from it



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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    I've got Tourettes by Proxy
    Anytime I walk about in public people see me and shout "CNUT!"
    Giggity!

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    Anyone remember that Documentary about the lad in Sctland?

    John's Not Mad (oh yes he f*cking was)

    and the follow up?

    John's Still Not Mad? (f*uck off, he's still bonkers)

    F*cking priceless!

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    Quote Originally Posted by slimjim
    I find it quite funny how a lot of people with tourettes use racist language, I watched a documentary where this guy with tourettes took a bunch of kids with tourettes to africa on a London bus! It was well funny!

    It makes me laugh, but it must be awful if you suffer from it
    People with Tourettes also shout out what they are thinking as well as swearing, slimjim you doctor death cross dressing nurse medic b@stard

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    Soldiers don't suffer from tourettes. They fcuking enjoy it.

    Who else could come up with that absolute gem of an English sentence -

    Ah fuckit the fucking fuckers fucking fucked.


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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    how could you work out which squaddies had tourettes ?

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    Re: How many people in the Army have Tourettes

    Quote Originally Posted by mediumwhiteamericano
    Anyone remember that Documentary about the lad in Sctland?

    John's Not Mad (oh yes he f*cking was)

    and the follow up?

    John's Still Not Mad? (f*uck off, he's still bonkers)

    F*cking priceless!
    That was the one, mid 80s I think.
    You see! This is why birds and CID don't mix.
    You give a bloke a gun and he thinks its a dream come true
    You give a girl one and she knows it doesn't go with a dress.

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