Fcuk - The great British word that falls into most of the eight parts of speech!

Fcuk! The fcucking fucker's fcuking fcuked!

You can't do that with your Frog, Kraut or Spic languages...!

Can you?

Originally Posted by Airfix

Fcuk - The great British word that falls into most of the eight parts of speech!

Fcuk! The fcucking f*****'s fcuking fcuked!

You can't do that with your Frog, Kraut or Spic languages...!

Can you?

Der ficken, feckeren, facken......oh fcuk it...no you can't!

Originally Posted by charlotte-the-harlot

I think swearing is a healthy form of self expression...it should not only be given its own Arts Council funding it should be an official MATTS as well!!

And on deployment an Aide Memoire of useful local phrases, nice to get absorbed into the local traditions! I'm all for being bi-lingual!

My fcuking bold.

Don't you mean cunning-fcuking-lingual? :P

Originally Posted by mysteron

Originally Posted by charlotte-the-harlot

I think swearing is a healthy form of self expression...it should not only be given its own Arts Council funding it should be an official MATTS as well!!

And on deployment an Aide Memoire of useful local phrases, nice to get absorbed into the local traditions! I'm all for being bi-lingual!

My fcuking bold.

Don't you mean cunning-fcuking-lingual? :P

Nothing wrong in being a cunning linguist...

I don't have fucking tourettes, I'm just a fucking foul mouthed wanker who likes to fucking swear.

Cunt, fucker, wanker, bollocks, shite, cock sucker.

Erm, on the other hand.

kin winkers - takin the shttting p1sss

Originally Posted by slimjim

Actually it wasn't africa it was france, I think the bus driver was a african or something like that

clicky

I was watching this in the bedroom and mrs vandyke came up to find out why i was laughing so much. Told me i was an inconsiderate bastard and it was such a shame on the poor wee kids.
Just then one of the "poor wee kids" shouted "monkey f**ker" at the african bus driver.

Within seconds the long haired CO was in creases on the floor laughing then blaming me for her hysterics.

Originally Posted by slimjim

I find it quite funny how a lot of people with tourettes use racist language, I watched a documentary where this guy with tourettes took a bunch of kids with tourettes to africa on a London bus! It was well funny!

It makes me laugh, but it must be awful if you suffer from it

Working with as many nationalities as i do i ve definatly fcuking cnuting got it, choggi bast@rds.........lazy paki....labourer..shite shoveling....@3$%

Do you reckon Peter Cook & Dudley Moore (aka Derek & Clive) had Tourettes

DEREK: I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and .....
CLIVE: What, Tony Newley?
DEREK: No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You c*nt".
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: I said, "What?" He said, "You c*nt".
CLIVE: Yeah. And you replied, "You f*cking c*nt".
DEREK: I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You c*nt".
CLIVE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, .....
DEREK: And then he said .....
CLIVE: ..... what'd he come back with?
DEREK: He come back. He says-, he said, "You f*cking c*nt". I said, "You calling me ..... "
CLIVE: You're joking! He said, "You f*cking c*nt"?
DEREK: He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a c*nt, you f*cking c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You f*cking c*nt".
CLIVE: I should hope so, "you f*cking c*nt".
DEREK: I s-, I said, "You f*cking c*nt", I said, "You f*cking come here and call me a f*cking c*nt".
CLIVE: I should say so.
DEREK: I said, "You f-", I said, "You c*nt". I said, "You f*cking c*nt". I said, "Who you f*cking calling 'c*nt', c*nt?"
CLIVE: Yeah, what did he say, c*nt?
DEREK: He said, "You f*cking c*nt!"
CLIVE: Well, you f*cking c*nt, who are you to say to him that he was a f*cking c*nt?
DEREK: Well, what d'you fu-, what d'you f*cking think, mate, I f*cking de-, defending my f*cking self, weren't I?
CLIVE: Well, no, he come up to you, call you "c*nt", .....
DEREK: Yeah!
CLIVE: ..... that's fair enough, what he said, "you f*cking c*nt", and you said back to him, "you f*cking f*cking c*nt".
DEREK: I sa-, well, .....
CLIVE: Well, what do you expect him to say back apart from, "You f*cking stupid f*cking c*NT!"
DEREK: Well, I don't-, I don't expect anything, do I?
CLIVE: No.
DEREK: But the f-, the c*nt come back with, "you f*cking c*nt", c*nt.
CLIVE: Well, Christ, .....
DEREK: I said, "You c*nt?" I said, "You calling me a f*cking c*nt .....
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: ..... You f*cking-", I said, "You f*cking c*nt".
CLIVE: Jesus Christ, yeah.
DEREK: I said, "You-", I said, "You, you f*cking c*nt".
CLIVE: Yeah, what-
DEREK: I said, like that.
CLIVE: You said it like that, did you, .....
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: ..... to him, .....
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: ..... or was he gone by then?
DEREK: No, he f*cking hit me. Fu-
CLIVE: Hit you, did he?
DEREK: Yeah, f*cking c*nt.
CLIVE: Killed you dead, did he?
DEREK: Nah, he-, he f*cking hit me. I said, I said, .....
CLIVE: Yeah, well, you can't blame him, can you?
DEREK: I said, "You, you rotter".
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK:And he-, he went off.
CLIVE: Did he?
DEREK: And he said, "You c*nt" again.
CLIVE: Well, 't's the only way to deal with him, 'init?
DEREK: Yeah, well, I-, I showed him, didn't I?
CLIVE: Yeah, well, you had to, didn't you? You had to stand up for what you stood for, didn't you? I mean, the only time I remember a similar occasion was, I was in, errm, I was at Spurs, Tottenham Hotspurs.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, "Hello".
DEREK: Oh no .....
CLIVE: And I thought, "Christ!"
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: You know, this bloke comes up to me, says "hello", .....
DEREK: Provocative f*cker.
CLIVE: ..... f*cking provocative.
DEREK: Mmm.
CLIVE: I said, "What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can sussed you out .....
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: ..... right, for a starter, .....
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: ..... 'ere, get this in the b*llocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"
DEREK: I-, yeah, like he comes in with 'hello' and then goes out with 'euuughh'.
CLIVE:
Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his f*cking teeth in!
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "F*cking hell! .....
DEREK: I said, "This is f*cking too much", eh?
CLIVE: ..... Don't you f*cking 'Aaaghh' me!"
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: And I really kicked his ear in, you know.
DEREK: Yeah, yeah.
CLIVE: Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: And, d'you know he still had the audacity to come out with, "Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I'm dying!" Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be, you know, put upon in that way.
DEREK: You weren't going to be dictacted to, were you?
CLIVE: Well, no, why should I be dictated to?
DEREK: No, exactly, no.
CLIVE: By some c*nt who says 'euuughh!'
DEREK: Yeah, preceding it with 'hello'!
CLIVE: Yeah. 'Hello' was the worst thing, that's what got me going.
DEREK: F*cking c*nt, yeah, what a c*nt.
CLIVE: What a c*nt, eh?

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