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Discuss English Language at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; New Telephone Greeting: Wouldn't it be fcuking great, if this caught on, all over the ...
  1. 27-02-2008, 09:22 #1
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    English Language

    New Telephone Greeting:



    Wouldn't it be fcuking great, if this caught on, all over the English speaking world?

    'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO GREAT BRITAIN/CANADA/USA etc.

    'Press '1' if you speak English.'

    'Press ''2'' to disconnect and fcuck off until you can

    Ubique
    Step forward now, you soldier,
    You've borne your burdens well,
    Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
    You've done your time in Hell.
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  2. 27-02-2008, 09:31 #2
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    Re: English Language

    Spooky, saw this shirt just a few hours ago:

    http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=893
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  3. 27-02-2008, 10:55 #3
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    Re: English Language

    Wouldn't it be great if it caught on in the non-English speaking world as well?

    "Fcuk off, Senor. Eef you wan' egg and bloddy cheeps, you should 'ave stai-ed een Scunthorpe!"
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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  4. 27-02-2008, 11:17 #4
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    Re: English Language

    Press 1 for English speaking
    Hold for other languages.

    Waits 30 secs then a voice says "can your phone do this??"
    Then hangs up!!!
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  5. 27-02-2008, 11:30 #5
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    Re: English Language

    Quote Originally Posted by Stokey
    Spooky, saw this shirt just a few hours ago:

    http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=893
    and let's not forget this one
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