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    Fcukwit test

    I have noticed over the last few months that some truly dire fcukwits have begun posting on this site,and realising that anyone can buy a computer and start posting on here I would like to see some sort of test to weed out the really dense ones.Some fcukwits can be entertaining (Pte Golden springs to mind) but some couldn't even function as sandbags even if they made it into the Army
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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Ten years of labour in power is whats causing it all these little darlings were educated after the year zero

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    errrrr, wots ur befe mista? don big yaself up wid me cos you don impress, biatch!
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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by Biped
    errrrr, wots ur befe mista? don big yaself up wid me cos you don impress, biatch!
    Sorry Biped, you're not fooling anyone - you've used punctuation! :P

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    ill cum ova dar nd smash ur face in u fukka aayye
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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by thrombo
    ill cum ova dar nd smash ur face in u fukka aayye
    You missed out 'innit'.
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    Re: Fcukwit test

    innit bruv.


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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by RHODESIAN
    I would like to see some sort of test to weed out the really dense ones.
    Hmmmmm. Ho about a basic test in Maths and English? Key Grade two should be efficient.
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    Re: Fcukwit test

    if they want to travel and are willing to work under pressure the chav,s could make good fcuking track pads.

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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by jibman
    if they want to travel and are willing to work under pressure the chav,s could make good fcuking track pads.
    Or replacements for the ETR, target falls when hit.
    The balance of probablity is that the aforegoing post will, at some stage, have been edited for mongtype.

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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by kurt_ruby
    Quote Originally Posted by RHODESIAN
    I would like to see some sort of test to weed out the really dense ones.
    Hmmmmm. Ho about a basic test in Maths and English? Key Grade two should be efficient.
    Failure thereof, right?

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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by Juvenal
    Quote Originally Posted by kurt_ruby
    Quote Originally Posted by RHODESIAN
    I would like to see some sort of test to weed out the really dense ones.
    Hmmmmm. Ho about a basic test in Maths and English? Key Grade two should be efficient.
    Failure thereof, right?
    Fcuking right, considering its Key STAGE two...

    Or was that another test?

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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Quote Originally Posted by jibman
    if they want to travel and are willing to work under pressure the chav,s could make good fcuking track pads.
    Or if could be flexible, mud flaps.

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    Re: Fcukwit test

    Or maybe one of those filters they shove over the exhaust when vehicles are in the workshops!
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    Re: Fcukwit test

    we need a good war to clear out all the chavs and hoodies, shame we only have two bad ones at the moment!







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