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When I walked in the door after work, my daughter used to run up to me shouting "Daddy, Daddy".

I got in trouble for shouting back "Prove it, Prove it"

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

My nipper, aged four when asked what she wanted to do last weekend replied 'Daddy, can we go to the magical and mysterious beyond' I looked at her, all cute wondering 'where the fcuk did that come from'

I said 'Sweetheart, I might struggle with that, we can go to the pictures or the park but I don't know how to get to magical mysterious beyond'

'You've ruined my day you dick' was her response....

I burst out laughing, which in hindsight was possibly the worse thing I could have done, guess it just goes to show they pick up every tiny little thing you say.

Good shop he didn't over here the conversation I had with a might of mine who was whining.. yes whining at being stranded in Amsterdam overnight for missing his plane.... Soft cnut

sounds like mummy had a hand in that.