Originally Posted by Wishful_Thinking

Originally Posted by Wyvern

I've managed to persuade my other half it's a load of commercial crap, for people who need reminding to tell the other one they love them, and not to bother this year! Thank goodness!

Owww you're dicing with death if you don't pitch up with something, that's even if your OH did agree with you. Are you sure she did agree, or did you imagine it?

Believe me, she will still be expecting something!

I cannot believe the number of blokes mincing around with Valentines - get it clear in the OH head that it is meant to be for people to meet and not for women in relationships to get get yet more rubbish bought for them because they "deserve it" and it shows you "care"....if you take that attitude then you can treat them like dirt for the rest of the year (exclusive of birthdays and xmas as well).

Originally Posted by taffridge

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by taffridge

In fact We'll do a deal, women can have orgasms when they learn to shut the fcuk up till the adverts.

Men last as long as the adverts!!! :D

Nothing wrong with being a fast worker, if you ladies cant keep the pace thats your problem. Try having a sense of urgency next time.

Well i can beat even a man with a spot of toothpaste!!

Bloody good job to

Originally Posted by dpcw

Originally Posted by Wishful_Thinking

Originally Posted by Wyvern

I've managed to persuade my other half it's a load of commercial crap, for people who need reminding to tell the other one they love them, and not to bother this year! Thank goodness!

Owww you're dicing with death if you don't pitch up with something, that's even if your OH did agree with you. Are you sure she did agree, or did you imagine it?

Believe me, she will still be expecting something!

I cannot believe the number of blokes mincing around with Valentines - get it clear in the OH head that it is meant to be for people to meet and not for women in relationships to get get yet more rubbish bought for them because they "deserve it" and it shows you "care"....if you take that attitude then you can treat them like dirt for the rest of the year (exclusive of birthdays and xmas as well).

I dont care, I'm only going along with the Valentines cobblers for selfish brown wings coercion reasons.

On the wimmens orgasm arguement, they only have themselves to blame, if they let us chaps give em one morning, noon and night, (instead of being tired and having headaches). They would get a much better service in the end. Practice makes perfect girls, get the fcuking anadin out.

NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE CONSTANT HEADACHES YOU KNOW!!!!!!!

Then you my dear are in the minority

mine does or has the painters in :D

Originally Posted by taffridge

Originally Posted by dpcw

Originally Posted by Wishful_Thinking

Originally Posted by Wyvern

I've managed to persuade my other half it's a load of commercial crap, for people who need reminding to tell the other one they love them, and not to bother this year! Thank goodness!

Owww you're dicing with death if you don't pitch up with something, that's even if your OH did agree with you. Are you sure she did agree, or did you imagine it?

Believe me, she will still be expecting something!

I cannot believe the number of blokes mincing around with Valentines - get it clear in the OH head that it is meant to be for people to meet and not for women in relationships to get get yet more rubbish bought for them because they "deserve it" and it shows you "care"....if you take that attitude then you can treat them like dirt for the rest of the year (exclusive of birthdays and xmas as well).

I dont care, I'm only going along with the Valentines cobblers for selfish brown wings coercion reasons.

On the wimmens orgasm arguement, they only have themselves to blame, if they let us chaps give em one morning, noon and night, (instead of being tired and having headaches). They would get a much better service in the end. Practice makes perfect girls, get the fcuking anadin out.

I recon IF you were any good at it - it wouldn't be such a chore for the Mrs. ..........Besides - you must be getting it if her front door is no longer tight enough and you're desperate to get your brown wings! .... unless .... off course ..... she's getting it else where!

Originally Posted by taffridge

Then you my dear are in the minority

I wonder why women get so many headaches,could it be that its actually the men that need more practice?Instead of us going right put your tongue there and dont friggin stray from that area.

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by taffridge

Then you my dear are in the minority

I wonder why women get so many headaches,could it be that its actually the men that need more practice?Instead of us going right put your tongue there and dont friggin stray from that area.

Which was my point, you lot want a match winning performance but wont unlock the gates to the training pitch often enough.


Oh and Stiffy, she aint getting it elsewhere cos I keep her chained in the cellar since I bought her back from Portugal

Originally Posted by Major_Stiffy

Arrange for a red rose to be delivered every hour throughout the day.

Are you taking notes Smudge?

I'm a perfect gent...you know that! ;)