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Discuss How many five year olds could you take in a fight? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by rjv1 Originally Posted by in_the_cheapseats 34. Bit disappointed with this I was ...
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    Senior Member in_the_cheapseats's Avatar
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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    Quote Originally Posted by rjv1
    Quote Originally Posted by in_the_cheapseats
    34.

    Bit disappointed with this I was hoping for one of those wee games I could have a merry afternoon belting things with a club and sniggering behind my screen.

    Anyone remember the Yeti smacking penguins on to landmines, with the enviable aim of getting the most distance out of the corpse that was around a couple of years ago? Any links?
    Original - http://www.yetisports.org/ (You need to register).

    http://www.hurongames.com/node/231/play Minefield version.

    31 five year olds but I reckon I'd be able to take far more really.
    Thanks - so much for work this afternoon :D
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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    I got 33
    I think this is because I have very flexible morals and I have fought off loads of my younger cousins when they have become crazed sugar fiends high on fizzy drinks and angel dust.
    Only last month I had a 6 year old cousin in a leg lock roaring my head off WWF stylee as he screamed for his life. The fact I am 23 years older than him means nothing. I was a fair fight!

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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

    Another quality time waster if needed!
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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    25... I'm soo unimpressed.

    I have to say though, some of the scariest moments in my life have been trying to control a sportshall of primary school kids, and when I was doing some work with the local rugby team in a primary school, the lads slightly over-exaggerated my rugby prowess (sp?) and a swarm of kids came running at me asking for my autograph... large groups of little people are EVIL.
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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    Good score I think:

    You could take on 36 five year old kids in a fight.

    Little fuckers it won't be long until we have to!

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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    Quote Originally Posted by Outcast_Jimmy
    http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/
    Another quality time waster if needed!
    BASTARDFUCKINGTWATINGCUNTING PLANE!!!!!
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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    I only got 25 as well.

    Need to get some rugby aggression out on the little scotes. Bring on the hordes

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    'Follow the Sapper' is a timeless cry."

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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    Tweaked the settings and managed to get to 39. That's much better.

    "In the event that the situation had deteriorated and a break-in operation to Sarajevo...... had become necessary then Armoured Engineers would have been the lead element.Once again we are reminded that there comes a time in war when Sappers have to go in front to open up the way.

    'Follow the Sapper' is a timeless cry."

    from Brigadier I.T.D. McGill's Report to the Corps, 1995

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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    Quote Originally Posted by Glesga_short_bloke
    25? 25? my arsse! I'm off to the local primary school!!!!
    Update:

    Apparently the correct answer was 4 - vicious little bastards

    Mind you, it is Mitcham
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    Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

    I got 21....but I tend to go for psychological warfare, its far more effective.
    Why do you write such long posts

    Retard

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