Arrse member in trouble (Help needed)

**Gremlin** · 20-12-2007, 00:36

Very witty Chalice, but it might have been better if You had got his name right!!

It is MDN - unless I have just been WAHed!!!!!

**chalice** · 20-12-2007, 01:15

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Very witty Chalice, but it might have been better if You had got his name right!!

It is MDN - unless I have just been WAHed!!!!!

MDF has been controversial in regard to its use of formaldehyde resins and the associated health risks.

:D

**Murielson** · 20-12-2007, 01:52

Isn't MDF a Plank?

**Murielson** · 20-12-2007, 02:07

Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat

Originally Posted by xinflurker

Originally Posted by Civvy_Shot

Grownup Rafbrat is the recipient of the dubious honour of coming for a stroll in the woods with a big gun. Ahem.

£210 in the kitty.

Are we having an auction of promises? If so, I promise to allow the highest bidding female to give me a blow job. Effeminate looking fellas can bid too as long as they are prepared to ware a dress and dim the lights.

Let it never be said that Xin is not willing to do his bit.

I've obviously had a sheltered upbringing. I was thinking of raffling a cake!

As long as it is 'win a cake and lick it off my lap' then sounds good - same entrants as above only allowed to win except chick looking blokes must also don a long blonde wig.

**elovabloke** · 20-12-2007, 09:04

Originally Posted by chalice

MDF has been controversial in regard to its use of formaldehyde resins and the associated health risks.

:D

I do like MDF - perhaps a shout to the GoodCO

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 20-12-2007, 10:33

Just because we've had a whip round for the good and benefit of decent causes, infact, really decent and deservings causes isn't going to make me anyless of a cnut towards cnuts.

Sitrep:

All vouchers with families in good time to do soemthing with them

Flights for both families now booked and no one is homeless.

Items required for Sellyoak now with Viro and are able to get them in some sort of order and begin to delegate shortly.

Its quietening down a little now as we have enough money in, about 8.6k and am reluctant to collect for something we have no goal for.

Standby to standby though, I have the feelers out amongst various SSAFA and RBL case workers and anyone in need of immediate help and not having time to wait for red tape etc we can step in do something, even if its to voice outrage and make a commemorative quilt :D

Fantastic effort by everyone, refreshing to know that if someone end ups deep in the shite, that nothing is unacheivable.

Don't for one minute think this sprint off the blocks is coming to a halt, its just changing to a long distance tab...... picking up momentum as it goes.

Cheers fcukers...

I'll stick a list of Bank statement belters up later.. One of Mondays was

'THE ASS FULL OF BATTER CLUB'

**k13eod** · 20-12-2007, 11:06

Originally Posted by xinflurker

I'm primed - 50 quid ready to go but i simply MUST have proof of life. I need to see a photo of the slipper next to a recent newspaper, nothing less.

OK, the slipper is real and does exist; it just doesn't exist in the same dimension as us. This makes it almost impossible to see with the naked eye; indeed most difficult to photograph digitally without the aid of special filters.

So just send the 50 quid feller or the slipper gets beaten (against mizz k13eod's bottom) ...

**AndyWade** · 20-12-2007, 11:15

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

I'll stick a list of Bank statement belters up later.. One of Mondays was

'THE ASS FULL OF BATTER CLUB'

IIRC I just put 'ARRSE Member'.
And on reflection that could easily be misconstrued by someone who wasn't in the know.
Great.

**Carlos_Hathcock_II** · 20-12-2007, 12:02

Originally Posted by Bootie_Frau

Originally Posted by Carlos_Hathcock_II

Benchmark!

1. Female.
2. Pulse.
3. Did not cause me to vomit when we met.
4. Did not spit blood when she spoke.

Good enough for you???

Suppose now's the time to confess that about 30 seconds prior to meeting Carlos, that sensible voice buried deep in the back of my head (thanks mum) suddenly squeaked out that I was off to meet a total stranger from the internet; who might bury me in a shallow grave before anyone had even noticed I'd left my desk; without telling them where where I was going; and I had a bootneck waiting at home for dinner so my early burial might be a tad inconvenient.

Meanwhile all he was thinking about was whether I'd be a non-vomit-inducing, breathing female. Clearly, I needn't have worried.

*****
On a serious note, all the best for your guy's funeral tomorrow Carlos. A sad loss.

I was actually thinking other things... Especially as a fat hypocrocapig in a red jacket and grey trousers walked up to me (which is the description B_F gave to me minus the fat bit) and my heart almost stopped...luckly she walked past and I had recovered enough (and wiped my vomit encrusted mouth clean) when you turned up and lit up the surounding area like an illum round from an AS90!

Thank you for your thoughts ref yesterday.
It went very well, and there was not a dry eye in the house when 'If' and 'My Boy Jack' both by Kipling were read out and the reading written by Jack's father was read out for him.

Damn...it's smoky in here....

**Cutaway** · 20-12-2007, 12:29

Originally Posted by Carlos_Hathcock_II

I was actually thinking other things... Especially as a fat hypocrocapig in a red jacket and grey trousers walked up to me (which is the description B_F gave to me minus the fat bit) ...

Did you meet B_F at Butlins ?

**niner_domestic** · 20-12-2007, 13:51

Just an update on the auction, we have a bid in for 285 GBP!

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/t=84279.html

Four more bidding days folks!

**SkiCarver** · 20-12-2007, 14:16

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Items required for Sellyoak now with Viro and are able to get them in some sort of order and begin to delegate shortly.

just to reiterate, i have time on my hands until 7th jan if a willing pair of hands is useful for sorting the room. (painting, building furnature ...etc)

Does the room need to be sorted before christmas?

DB has my mobile no.

Ski.