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**Bootifull** · 17-11-2007, 23:42

Alesha

**tigerbaby** · 17-11-2007, 23:42

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Originally Posted by tigerbaby

Because I'm stuck in a city where the option of going out on the lash on a Saturday night is worse than staying in and writing a report on mood, personality and memory.

Wanna swap for 'Contract Law'? It's f*king rivetting. Besides, can't you send out for a 'peh' supper and a boatle o' ginger?

Already did that about 8 years ago, hated every minute of it too, I feel your pain. As for the pies I ain't no lard arse! I had a king prawn curry instead

**ABrighter2006** · 17-11-2007, 23:42

<1 minute!

Can't tell you Dryroasted, watching it now - V+

(even more saddo)!

**John_Charity_Spring** · 17-11-2007, 23:49

I'm at home on the lash.

The 'lash' in question is a 5' length of electrical cable and the recipient is an alternately whimpering and pleading peroxide blonde single mother who I met in the pub last night....

I fear her obesity has caused fatal offense.............

**FatBoyGeorge** · 18-11-2007, 00:09

I'm playing Medal of Honour in my SAS smock and respirator.

**Biscuits_AB** · 18-11-2007, 00:10

Originally Posted by tigerbaby

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Originally Posted by tigerbaby

Because I'm stuck in a city where the option of going out on the lash on a Saturday night is worse than staying in and writing a report on mood, personality and memory.

Wanna swap for 'Contract Law'? It's f*king rivetting. Besides, can't you send out for a 'peh' supper and a boatle o' ginger?

Already did that about 8 years ago, hated every minute of it too, I feel your pain. As for the pies I ain't no lard arse! I had a king prawn curry instead

Where from?

**Pox_Dr** · 18-11-2007, 00:11

Im skint due to the wife buying a new kitchen & bathroom, wheres my pension

**Biscuits_AB** · 18-11-2007, 00:13

She's spent that as well. They always do.

**BadNewsBrown** · 18-11-2007, 00:14

6 till 6 (Double Time) and with Crimbo coming up, Lash Money for Staff Parties!

**Nehustan** · 18-11-2007, 00:15

Originally Posted by loubella

Its Saturday night - its half past 9 - why are you here and not out on the lash???

Firstly because I'm 38, married, with kids, no mates, and Saturday is about relaxing after a week at work. Secondly I don't drink. Thirdly I'm writing a paper on a gay goblet...