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    Snuff

    With the Smoking ban in force, can we not bring back the snuff box, or chewing tobacco, I quite fancy sneezing and spitting brown tobacco phlegm on all the health nazis when they come and inspect the pubs.



    Anyone out there take snuff or chew tobacco, is it as fun as smoking and where can I get some?
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    Re: Snuff

    I take snuff from time to time, there is a good website where I get the dvds.

    Oh, you mean the stuff you put up your nose? Try this.
    www.snuffbox.org.uk

    I get it from a shop in town, the only tobacconist left in the whole blighted city, thanks to anti-smoking nazis.
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    Re: Snuff

    When I used to smoke, I used to use snuff during long stags. It takes a bit of getting used to and makes you sneeze like a bastard but takes the edge off the nicotine craving. But don't FFS get any of the flavoured shit from the American PX or you'll be tasting root beer in the back of your throat for weeks...
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    Re: Snuff

    The stuff that you want is Gurkha Kaini. For the uninitiated, it's basically fine cut chewing tobacco cut with lime.

    A small lump tucked under the bottom lip provides a head-rush unparalleled in legal circles (or so I'm told..ahem). Be prepared to taste nothing but kaini for days though...

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    Re: Snuff

    If you are anywhere near London this place is quite good:

    Segar & Snuff

    Try their own brand, which has quite a good kick to it!
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    Re: Snuff

    Quote Originally Posted by wedge35
    When I used to smoke, I used to use snuff during long stags. It takes a bit of getting used to and makes you sneeze like a fatherless but takes the edge off the nicotine craving. But don't FFS get any of the flavoured s*** from the American PX or you'll be tasting root beer in the back of your throat for weeks...
    American Snuff is put in the mouth and left (not chewed) between the lip and gum - horrid sh1t. British snuff is snorted and quite pleasant once you get over the sneezes, don't get them confused wedge!!!

    Used it (Brit snuff) on and off for years - eases the nicotine need and great fun to watch some prat take too much and have a face a pug dog for ages!

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    Re: Snuff

    Got a couple of Swedish mates that use Snus, I tried and it is rank!
    They have this little parcel of baccy stuck under their top lip and hoik it out and shange it every now and again. Minging stuff.

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    Re: Snuff

    Do it with a blade first or can be too big.

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    Re: Snuff

    Quote Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
    I get it from a shop in town, the only tobacconist left in the whole blighted city, thanks to anti-smoking nazis.
    Got to love the Native American statue they've got, OFnH.

    Bring back spitoons, I say - adds a touch of real class to any establishment.

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    Re: Snuff

    It is a massive risk factor for Mouth and throat cancer as well!!

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    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!

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    Re: Snuff

    Personally, I think a nice line of percy is just the livener I need especially just before C.O's prayers.
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    Re: Snuff

    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke
    Personally, I think a nice line of percy is just the livener I need especially just before C.O's prayers.

    Its more socially acceptable to do a line or two of foo-foo than spark up a ciggie.
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    Re: Snuff

    Would snuff show up on CDT?
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    Re: Snuff

    Quote Originally Posted by The-Lord-Flasheart
    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke
    Personally, I think a nice line of percy is just the livener I need especially just before C.O's prayers.

    Its more socially acceptable to do a line or two of foo-foo than spark up a ciggie.
    Yeah you can do it off the cistern in the officers bogs in RHQ and no ones any the wiser!
    One day you'll be waiting there, no empty bench in Soho Square

    And we'll dance around like we don't care

    And I'll be much too old to cry

    And you'll kiss me quick in case I die before my birthday

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