Blue Peter

**Biscuits_AB** · 10-10-2007, 16:07

I'm sat here watching this sh*te with the kids. Things were looking up when the blonde Irish bird wearing a mini skirt appeared on the screen but were soon dampened by the 'turn' (some f*cking chav) who she described as the 'UK's Best Beat-boxer'

Do these people actually believe that blowing farts into a micro-phone is a recognised talent?

There's even a zulu on the programme now. F*ck me, what ever happened to John Noakes?

**Cuddles** · 10-10-2007, 16:09

He's probably not a real zulu...complain to Broadcasting Standards, the phonelines are still open I believe?

**polar** · 10-10-2007, 16:10

Google 'Konnie Huq' and then select images, find the pics of her 'in' a white dress

**Private_Pike** · 10-10-2007, 16:10

read this for what happened to Noakes:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/t=79291.html

**LordVonHarley** · 10-10-2007, 16:16

Originally Posted by polar

Google 'Konnie Huq' and then select images, find the pics of her 'in' a white dress

This one?

**Private_Pike** · 10-10-2007, 16:17

I'd like to see where she puts her Blue Peter badge

**SparkySteve** · 10-10-2007, 16:18

Originally Posted by LordVonHarley

Originally Posted by polar

Google 'Konnie Huq' and then select images, find the pics of her 'in' a white dress

This one?

Lovely! I'd run my cock underneath her right breast whilst inserting my foot into her anus.

**a_nony_mouse** · 10-10-2007, 16:23

Originally Posted by SparkySteve

Originally Posted by LordVonHarley

Originally Posted by polar

Google 'Konnie Huq' and then select images, find the pics of her 'in' a white dress

This one?

Lovely! I'd run my cock underneath her right breast whilst inserting my foot into her anus.

You'd probably qualify for a Blue Peter badge for that

**SparkySteve** · 10-10-2007, 16:26

Originally Posted by a_nony_mouse

You'd probably qualify for a Blue Peter badge for that

I'd get the pin of it and prick her in the eye with it. Love the squirming, me.

**a_nony_mouse** · 10-10-2007, 16:27

Originally Posted by SparkySteve

Originally Posted by a_nony_mouse

You'd probably qualify for a Blue Peter badge for that

I'd get the pin of it and prick her in the eye with it. Love the squirming, me.

... and who said "romance is dead"!!! :D

**SparkySteve** · 10-10-2007, 16:29

Romance? Im not trying to marry the bint, just trying to get my sexual deviant kicks by raping her.

**a_nony_mouse** · 10-10-2007, 16:30

Originally Posted by SparkySteve

Romance? Im not trying to marry the bint, just trying to get my sexual deviant kicks by raping her.

Romance and marriage - a curious combination!

**SparkySteve** · 10-10-2007, 16:32

Is that when you ask her before you have anal?

**John_Charity_Spring** · 10-10-2007, 16:35

The show is being repackaged as 'Pink Peta'.
It will be 'representative' and 'relevant' to todays young people.

Issues it will tackle are believed to include
'rainbow week - gays in the playground'
'today we build a refuge for battered women'
'Abdul - an asylum seeker's journey'

Advice on contraception and your rights when dealing with your parents will also be discussed.

John Noakes was a white English heterosexual male who subscribed to outdated sexual stereotyping and represented a negative role model to young boys. He had an unhealthy interest in old fashioned and inappropriately masculine activities.

His name and images are now being deleted from BBC records.

**FaceLikeAPingPongBall** · 10-10-2007, 16:39

Konnie Huq - best looking black velvet dorris on the box, every time I get a glimps of her the words 'five dollor, me love you long time soldier boy' come to mind. Bet she takes it up the $hitter too!