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**Murphy_Slaw** · 11-10-2007, 08:12

Nice norks....but have you noticed she's got ten fingers on her left hand!!
Does that improve her ability to do the "make it" slot on BP

**happybonzo** · 11-10-2007, 08:18

Originally Posted by REgards

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

Just as well then. Biscuits is right though, BP has got even f*cking worse than what it used to be like. All the presenters should be girls with massive funbags and tight tops and arrses like two boiled eggs wrapped tightly in a hanky. Now that would be educational and keep a lots of mongs off the streets.

A good starter for ten would be to bring back Janet Ellis

Mind you she's probably old and a bit wrinkly now

Your wish is my command

**brucewillis** · 11-10-2007, 08:19

Sarah Green, did it for me. (Hyperthetically!)

**Cuddles** · 11-10-2007, 08:21

Sarah Green? Talentless sow.

**Bat_Crab** · 11-10-2007, 08:33

That may be so Cuddles, but I still would:

**TARE** · 11-10-2007, 09:33

try this link

http://still-life-captures.com/konniehuq03/id125.htm

**Cuddles** · 11-10-2007, 10:15

Originally Posted by Bat_Crab

That may be so Cuddles, but I still would...

Surely not after the BBC Bungey Murderer has been up there?

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 11-10-2007, 10:29

Liz Barker went to school with my daughter, and her parents own a bakery in my area. Feel free to insert your own jokes about crumpets, buns in ovens and pork sausage rolls. She was a very pretty lass, who stayed at my house often No, not with me!

Konnie is ok, but as kids are grown, I have no excuse to watch it now.

edited to put correct name in! Prat.

**Norfolknchance** · 11-10-2007, 10:38

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Konnie is ok, but as kids are grown, I have no excuse to watch it now.

OF&H, who the fuk needs an excuse to look at, admire from afar and generally imagine all the nice things she could do to you? She could certainly do a job for/on me (and I think we are of the same era judging by your previous posts!) :D