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**RRFHASBEEN** · 02-10-2007, 09:23

In today's metro

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...4&in_page_id=2

**gallowglass** · 02-10-2007, 09:45

Deploy a squadron of these little beauties to Iraq and the 'Stan - ought to keep the 'non-lethal weapons' brigade at the UN happy.

**smartascarrots** · 02-10-2007, 09:48

9 grand? B*llocks. Oh well, there's always next Christmas.

Edited to add: Walting paintball kit invented by an ex-crab. Quel suprise.

**Bullet Sponge** · 02-10-2007, 09:53

Strip off all the walt stuff and that thing would be great. Would kick the shit out of quad biking.

**Biped** · 02-10-2007, 09:58

That's pretty sexy, especially if you can take it to parties.

Mind you, the ex-crab obviously has too much time on his hands, too much money, and no friends.

**theoriginalphantom** · 02-10-2007, 10:02

I've said it before that if we were to genetically engineer super tough midgets then we could save a fortune, this 'tank' could be the way ahead. Imagine the size we could make tanks, ships and planes if the crew were all ex willy wonka employees. how many paras could you fit into a herc if it was able to be a double decker? obviously we'll have to issue them stilts for when they have hit the ground or they'll take forever to get anywhere.

3 foot tall soldiers would be harder to hit, and we could buy their combats from mothercare and BHS.

**MrShanklysboots** · 02-10-2007, 10:07

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

I've said it before that if we were to genetically engineer super tough midgets then we could save a fortune, this 'tank' could be the way ahead. Imagine the size we could make tanks, ships and planes if the crew were all ex willy wonka employees. how many paras could you fit into a herc if it was able to be a double decker? obviously we'll have to issue them stilts for when they have hit the ground or they'll take forever to get anywhere.

3 foot tall soldiers would be harder to hit, and we could buy their combats from mothercare and BHS.

He's got something there you know.......

**Blogg** · 02-10-2007, 10:07

Originally Posted by Biped

That's pretty sexy, especially if you can take it to parties.

Mind you, the ex-crab obviously has too much time on his hands, too much money, and no friends.

Perhaps. But Paintball site owners should lap them up:

1) charge the sad punters a fortune for hire

2) stick trigger happy clown in

3) smile as they spew forth 900 expensive paintballs per minute.

4) laugh on way to bank

**Biped** · 02-10-2007, 10:09

Originally Posted by Blogg

Originally Posted by Biped

That's pretty sexy, especially if you can take it to parties.

Mind you, the ex-crab obviously has too much time on his hands, too much money, and no friends.

Perhaps. But Paintball site owners should lap them up:

1) charge the sad punters a fortune for hire

2) stick trigger happy clown in

3) smile as they spew forth 900 expensive paintballs per minute.

4) laugh on way to bank

mmmm, well spotted. Anything that turns a bit of folding is a good thing, and it's got to be better than selling small girls. I need a change.