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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Well Flintys never had a real job, been a politico all her adult life. She does have a degree in History, which means she might know a bit about the wider world. i found this on her website Caroline and Phil foiled an armed bank robbery, for which the defendant received a ten-year sentence. so she appears to have some balls.

    Oh, and I would if only to get a chance to fcuk Labour for a change.
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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    personally, I'd 'ease springs' into Ruth Turner any day of the week

    grrr.... looks like a REAL dirty bitch - who's got the filth on her?
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    I've always thought he was a shirtlifter and like a lot of poiticos married for covenience. I wonder if their kids were AI'd?
    At least that sickening old poof Ted Heath the cottager refused to do that although he was a bigger spiteful queen than Liberace.

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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Has there ever been a politician who was'nt gay? Or at least looked or sounded gay? Except maybe for Prezza or Alan Clarke, even Bliar sounded camp.

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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Quote Originally Posted by SpunkyBalls
    Has there ever been a politician who was'nt gay? Or at least looked or sounded gay? Except maybe for Prezza or Alan Clarke, even Bliar sounded camp.
    Actually Clariss Dickson-Wright (50% of "Two Fat Ladies") says in her recent book that she knew Blair when he was newly qualified barrister in her chambers and alludes that he was a bit of a Woopsie then, and well known for it too!
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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

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    Quote Originally Posted by schweik
    Four absolute munters on this thread so far. Aren't there any half decent birds associated with New Liebour?
    She's been mentioned before, the lovely Caroline Flint,

    While definitely worth a squirt, I feel it is only fair to warn my fellow arrsers that this is a woman who would bite the head off her mating partner and then use his corpse to feed upon whilst incubating her filthy young.

    As for Caroline Brown...I most certainly would. I can't think why I haven't introduced the concept myself before. I can only surmise that the drugs stipulated by my restraining order must be having some effect?

    I would also like to horribly sexually abuse dwarf Transport secretary and fading star of the Left, Ruth "Two Public Schools" Kelly. Transport portfolio? Transport of delight more like...uuuuurgh....imagine my "war face" on her! Bbrrrr....



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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Cuddles, if your going devient with a dwarf, may I recomend Patricia Hewitt,



    doing her dominatrix act.

    'Whatissh, put your X in that box, slave.'

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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimeiro
    Cuddles, if your going devient with a dwarf, may I recomend Patricia Hewitt,



    doing her dominatrix act.

    'Whatissh, put your X in that box, slave.'
    No I couldn't possibly have sexual relations with that woman - she failed her eleven plus.

    Oh and she is a skanky muntering munter...

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimeiro
    Cuddles, if your going devient with a dwarf, may I recomend Patricia Hewitt,



    doing her dominatrix act.

    'Whatissh, put your X in that box, slave.'
    No I couldn't possibly have sexual relations with that woman - she failed her eleven plus.

    Oh and she is a skanky muntering munter...
    Come on Cuddles, you're not normally that fukin' choosy!
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    Re: Gordon Brown's missus- Sarah Whatserface?

    Quote Originally Posted by schweik
    Four absolute munters on this thread so far. Aren't there any half decent birds associated with New Liebour?
    Glad you asked.

    Doing a search for New Labour women I found this babe...complete with police protection, to hold back the rampant squaddie hordes!!!


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