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  1. 03-09-2007, 22:44 #1
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    Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Inspired by THIS THREAD, I wondered if anyone had any contributions on the following:



    Mine:
    Nigella: I'm sorry, I dont like that much salt in my diet!
    God save Imber!
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  2. 03-09-2007, 22:47 #2
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella: George!, my word,they let any cnut in nowadays
    The balance of probablity is that the aforegoing post will, at some stage, have been edited for mongtype.
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  3. 03-09-2007, 22:51 #3
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella: Is that a ladel in your pocket?...
    God save Imber!
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  4. 03-09-2007, 22:54 #4
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella,


    You ever done ' Pork Sword' encrusted with lady fingers..?
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  5. 03-09-2007, 22:56 #5
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella couldn't wait for the monkey to let her go, so that she could get airtight with the chefs
    I've come across a few arrses in my time.

    - Anonymous
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  6. 03-09-2007, 23:10 #6
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    GB: Arent you that gopping over rated trollop with a complete woodclanger for an old man?

    NL: "suggestive spoon lick"

    GB: Bore off you minging c unt.

    NL: Well it got the desperados on arrse hot *sulks*

    GB: Well lets face it they're a gang of p1ss flaps who fall for the slightest provocation... hardly raising the dead is it you old nail... please kill yourself
    You're on thin f-ucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, f-uck off.
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  7. 03-09-2007, 23:13 #7
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Shortfuse, I take it your a fan then?
    The balance of probablity is that the aforegoing post will, at some stage, have been edited for mongtype.
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  8. 03-09-2007, 23:34 #8
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    (Bush)

    Trust me - I learned from Clinton's mistakes.
    No signature required but thanks anyway
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  9. 04-09-2007, 00:24 #9
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella: "So 30 minutes in a moderate oven and your complete cnut should be ready, meanwhile, here's one I prepared earlier".
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  10. 04-09-2007, 02:24 #10
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    GB: So what you cooking for me tonight hun?

    Nigella THINKS: You choked on a fcuking pretzel you retard, so should be ice cream or something.....then remebers the British Troops who love her and keep her TV ratings up......

    NIGELLA SAYS:Salmon to start and then, Chicken on the bone George with medley of grapes and fruits of the seasons served with nuts for pud.
    It's not always good to know your own mind!
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  11. 04-09-2007, 05:31 #11
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Bush - "Nigella, I feel a surge coming on"
    Mag to Grid - Get Rid
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  12. 04-09-2007, 05:34 #12
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    GB "whats in the pies chef"
    Democracy only works when I tell you it works
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  13. 04-09-2007, 05:39 #13
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Isnt one of us the child of a money grabbing, power crazed ex politician? Oh i forgot we both are...
    Geordies are just Scotsmen with the brains kicked out.
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  14. 04-09-2007, 05:49 #14
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Little did Mr Bush know that Nigella had been replaced by a fembot...
    I've come across a few arrses in my time.

    - Anonymous
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  15. 04-09-2007, 06:05 #15
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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
    One day you'll be waiting there, no empty bench in Soho Square

    And we'll dance around like we don't care

    And I'll be much too old to cry

    And you'll kiss me quick in case I die before my birthday
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