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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Bush - "Nigella, I feel a surge coming on"
    Mag to Grid - Get Rid

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    GB "whats in the pies chef"
    Democracy only works when I tell you it works

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    Isnt one of us the child of a money grabbing, power crazed ex politician? Oh i forgot we both are...
    Geordies are just Scotsmen with the brains kicked out.

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    Little did Mr Bush know that Nigella had been replaced by a fembot...
    I've come across a few arrses in my time.

    - Anonymous

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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
    There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
    ...I got no reason,
    it's all too much ...

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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Bush: what country was it you ran again

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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke
    Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
    Forgot to twat him on the hand with a big spoon

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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Nigella (thinks): "I'm having his watch... buggre, too late!"
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: Nigella - Caption Competition!

    Quote Originally Posted by theiftaker
    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke
    Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
    Forgot to twat him on the hand with a big spoon
    And drag him across the hotplate to stick his head in the beans.

    Mucking fuppet!

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    "I have visited your capital Lagos, Madame President!"

    "Sir, this is Nigella, not Nigeria!"

    "Well she has a black woman's arrse...how was I to know..."

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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