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Bush - "Nigella, I feel a surge coming on"
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GB "whats in the pies chef"
Democracy only works when I tell you it works
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Isnt one of us the child of a money grabbing, power crazed ex politician? Oh i forgot we both are...
Geordies are just Scotsmen with the brains kicked out.
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Little did Mr Bush know that Nigella had been replaced by a fembot...
I've come across a few arrses in my time.
- Anonymous
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Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
...I got no reason,
it's all too much ...
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Bush: what country was it you ran again
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Originally Posted by
Bottleosmoke
Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
Forgot to twat him on the hand with a big spoon
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Nigella (thinks): "I'm having his watch... buggre, too late!"
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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Originally Posted by
theiftaker
Originally Posted by
Bottleosmoke
Nigella: " President of the USA? Yeah, yeah. One fucking sausage dickhead"
Forgot to twat him on the hand with a big spoon
And drag him across the hotplate to stick his head in the beans.
Mucking fuppet!
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"I have visited your capital Lagos, Madame President!"
"Sir, this is Nigella, not Nigeria!"
"Well she has a black woman's arrse...how was I to know..."
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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