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  1. 17-08-2007, 16:48 #1
    taffridge
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    List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    Bloody fun police have all but wiped out THESE activities from army life


    How many did you dish out or recieve?
    LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!
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  2. 17-08-2007, 17:27 #2
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    Fukc me I did all of the just on the way shopping with the kids this morning
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  3. 17-08-2007, 17:40 #3
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    That stuff is a normal day in my house given out and received by all, including visitors.
    perhaps the banning of Aprill fools day will be next.
    All people have the right to freedom of speech and thought even if those in power do not agree with it, perhaps more so in that case.
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  4. 17-08-2007, 17:43 #4
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    I sense whoever wrote that was on the incoming end of them all.

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  5. 17-08-2007, 17:49 #5
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    You aren't allowed to post boll0x in the NAAFI anymore, its banned.
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    Not allowed to mention the word "black" in any context without being branded a racist
    Drive it all the way to the hilt - how far ? all the effing way.................
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  7. 17-08-2007, 18:25 #7
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    I managed to get through 13 today, which is not bad since I've had a day in my house by myself.
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  8. 18-08-2007, 12:50 #8
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    Push pineapples up the dog's bum.
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  9. 18-08-2007, 12:52 #9
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by Dale the snail
    Push pineapples up the dog's bum.
    Chunks, rings or whole?
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  10. 18-08-2007, 23:26 #10
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    Re: List of things your not allowed to do anymore

    And if I ever find the tw@ who took all of the springs out of my bed and laid the mattress back on the top in Leccy in 1993 I'll..... I'll........... I'll......

    I'll call a good no win no fee lawyer I know of
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