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15-08-2007, 21:41 #1Senior Member
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three things women hould not do
There are certain things in life that are probably the last bastion of manhood. However we still see ladies trying to emulate the men to prove that " Weare all the same" and sexual equality. Now don't get me wrong there are probably many things that men can't do (feckin doubt it) but thats not the thread. In fact this topic came around whilst mrsbbb and I were watching girlie football. It was she that was shouting in frustration at the screen generally at the way that the girls would run up to take a free kick then stop and kick it.
Anyway to kick off here we go
1 play football
2 Play rugby
3 Wear lightweight trousers"Survival is not about running and hiding but about taking out the enemies ability to hunt you down" Cpt Ryan SPECO dog soldiers
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15-08-2007, 21:50 #2Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm or operate crew-served weaponry. It's just not right.
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15-08-2007, 22:01 #3Senior Member
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1. drive
2. talk about drivingalso available in sarcastic
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15-08-2007, 22:04 #4Senior Member
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Moan like a cnut when you shoot your load into there mouth or eye.
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15-08-2007, 22:05 #5Senior Member
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Doh... Stupid boy... I'd much rather them have a 9mm than a 5.56... Please edit your post to read "faster than low velocity"Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm
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15-08-2007, 22:09 #6Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
Marry men.
Men are for light entertainment and you can get that without having one stick around and bugger up your life :D
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15-08-2007, 22:12 #7Senior Member
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Don't go there, I work with RAF.
Originally Posted by Airborne_Aircrew
Doh... Stupid boy... I'd much rather them have a 9mm than a 5.56... Please edit your post to read "faster than low velocity"Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm
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15-08-2007, 22:18 #8Member
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Originally Posted by Wija72
ave you tasted it YUK it like lumpy sea water(WARM)!!! its no champange believe me
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15-08-2007, 22:27 #9Senior Member
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Hmm, a preference for the 9mm; clearly you've not been anywhere close to an operational theatre lately. Ya big poofta. Originally Posted by Airborne_Aircrew
Doh... Stupid boy... I'd much rather them have a 9mm than a 5.56... Please edit your post to read "faster than low velocity"Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm
Soldiers...Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo? The Garbage Man! Yes, the Garbage Man Can!
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15-08-2007, 22:29 #10Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
Do any DIY whatsoever - nor should they be allowed to 'review' the quality of DIY done by their husbands under extreme duress...
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