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15-08-2007, 21:41 #1Senior Member
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three things women hould not do
There are certain things in life that are probably the last bastion of manhood. However we still see ladies trying to emulate the men to prove that " Weare all the same" and sexual equality. Now don't get me wrong there are probably many things that men can't do (feckin doubt it) but thats not the thread. In fact this topic came around whilst mrsbbb and I were watching girlie football. It was she that was shouting in frustration at the screen generally at the way that the girls would run up to take a free kick then stop and kick it.
Anyway to kick off here we go
1 play football
2 Play rugby
3 Wear lightweight trousers"Survival is not about running and hiding but about taking out the enemies ability to hunt you down" Cpt Ryan SPECO dog soldiers
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15-08-2007, 21:50 #2Senior Member
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Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm or operate crew-served weaponry. It's just not right.
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15-08-2007, 22:01 #3Senior Member
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1. drive
2. talk about drivingalso available in sarcastic
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15-08-2007, 22:04 #4Senior Member
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Moan like a cnut when you shoot your load into there mouth or eye.
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15-08-2007, 22:05 #5Senior Member
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Doh... Stupid boy... I'd much rather them have a 9mm than a 5.56... Please edit your post to read "faster than low velocity"Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm
Soldiers...
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15-08-2007, 22:09 #6Senior Member
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Marry men.
Men are for light entertainment and you can get that without having one stick around and bugger up your life :D
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15-08-2007, 22:12 #7Senior Member
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Don't go there, I work with RAF.
Originally Posted by Airborne_Aircrew
Doh... Stupid boy... I'd much rather them have a 9mm than a 5.56... Please edit your post to read "faster than low velocity"Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm
Soldiers...
Please excuse me for swearing on ARRSE.
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15-08-2007, 22:18 #8Member
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Originally Posted by Wija72
ave you tasted it YUK it like lumpy sea water(WARM)!!! its no champange believe me
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15-08-2007, 22:27 #9Senior Member
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Hmm, a preference for the 9mm; clearly you've not been anywhere close to an operational theatre lately. Ya big poofta. Originally Posted by Airborne_Aircrew
Doh... Stupid boy... I'd much rather them have a 9mm than a 5.56... Please edit your post to read "faster than low velocity"Carry anything larger in calibre than 5.56mm
Soldiers...Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo? The Garbage Man! Yes, the Garbage Man Can!
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15-08-2007, 22:29 #10Senior Member
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Do any DIY whatsoever - nor should they be allowed to 'review' the quality of DIY done by their husbands under extreme duress...
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15-08-2007, 22:31 #11Senior Member
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Damn you sir, I just thought of that one! We've just had out bathroom refitted and me n stepdad are putting the finishing touchs to it. Fecking spiders the mother was bad. We had to send her out the room in the end. Originally Posted by Fifth_Columnist
How to satisfy a woman:
adore, appreciate, beguile, captivate, caress, charm, cherish, coax, commit to, compliment, console, delight, embrace, empathize, enchant, enthral, hug, humour, idolize, indulge, massage, nuzzle, palpitate, pamper, phone, placate, promise, relish, respect, sacrifice for, savour, serenade, spoil, treasure, understand, worsip.
How to satisfy a man:
show up naked, bring beer
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15-08-2007, 22:33 #12Senior Member
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Personally I like women, alot.
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15-08-2007, 22:41 #13Senior Member
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Aye, me too. But not in the workshop, garage, shed or any other places of male refuge. Unless theyre draped nekkid over your motorbike. Originally Posted by 5.56mm
How to satisfy a woman:
adore, appreciate, beguile, captivate, caress, charm, cherish, coax, commit to, compliment, console, delight, embrace, empathize, enchant, enthral, hug, humour, idolize, indulge, massage, nuzzle, palpitate, pamper, phone, placate, promise, relish, respect, sacrifice for, savour, serenade, spoil, treasure, understand, worsip.
How to satisfy a man:
show up naked, bring beer
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15-08-2007, 22:48 #14Senior Member
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One of the best layers I ever knew was a woman...and if you want an innuendo I'll give you one! Originally Posted by Dragstrip
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15-08-2007, 22:57 #15Senior Member
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no its a hell lot cheaper :D Originally Posted by saztaffy
Originally Posted by Wija72
its no champange believe meTomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of common interest.
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