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16-08-2007, 08:20 #31Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
Three things women should not do:
1. Let men have freedom of thought
2. Remove the ball gag from his mouth before you've finished
3. Put on a grumble dvd then try and start a conversationIn the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
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16-08-2007, 08:25 #32Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
1) Ask questions when her mouth is busy.
2) ask questions when he is busy with his mouth.
3)Snore when she is being 'serviced'.I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
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16-08-2007, 08:30 #33Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
Three things a woman should not do...
1. let men control the remote
2. ask if they have finished yet?
3. allow them to load the washing machine/dishwasher..Geordies are just Scotsmen with the brains kicked out.
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16-08-2007, 08:31 #34Senior Member
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Why would they want to do that?
Originally Posted by scotlass
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
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16-08-2007, 08:41 #35Senior Member
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Absolutely ... I've been banned from dishwasher duty completely ... took weeks of fouling the job up before she took over, though. Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
Why would they want to do that? Originally Posted by scotlass
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16-08-2007, 08:43 #36Senior Member
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You know how to make me happy scotlass. Originally Posted by scotlass
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16-08-2007, 08:46 #37Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
three things women hould not do?
have a willy
have balls
have a beardThe only thing that keeps me from realising my full potential is the depressing awareness that it probably wouldn't take much time or effort...
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16-08-2007, 08:48 #38Senior Member
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Im sorry, all this sex talk has got right off the subject.
There is only 1 thing that women should not no never noway do.....
Be on a golf course.
Nuff saidIf a man knows not and knows not that he knows not, he is a fool, shun him
If a man knows not and knows that he knows not, he can be taught, teach him
If a man knows and knows not that he knows, he is aslep, wake him
But if a man knows and knows that he knows, he is a prophet, follow him
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16-08-2007, 08:50 #39Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
1) Buy a personal alarm.
2) At Night walk in well lit areas in a group.
3) Report me to the Police when they surviveLOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!
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16-08-2007, 08:51 #40Senior Member
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Re: three things women hould not do
damn shot myself in the foot there.... Originally Posted by indoubitabley
You know how to make me happy scotlass. Originally Posted by scotlass
Geordies are just Scotsmen with the brains kicked out.
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