Discuss This Heathrow thing... at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by ugly
Clarkson!
Seconded. Gene Hunt for party Deputy leader, although I could ...
Seconded. Gene Hunt for party Deputy leader, although I could be tempted by John Prescott to help the campaign as he could travel up and down the country punching protesters, a sort of travelling ambassador for our cause.
"Duncan Ferguson elbowed me in the neck three times and I was beginning to get a bit angry. I swore at him in Austrian and I know he couldn't possibly have understood it. Even so, he suddenly swung round and thumped me in the stomach. He got sent off, but I began to appreciate how he earned his reputation as a hard man. It was a nice punch, I have to say."
Paul Scharner, Wigan player after being hit by Duncan Ferguson.
I saw all the Land Rovers all over the place. Kind of pished me off to be honest.
Its nearly as bad as highlighting climate change by flying hundresd of pampered rock stars half way round the world in privet jets.
I'd still pork her though.
Well I actually followed their advice and turned it off, and the electricity I saved on the meter allowed me to attach electrodes to the Four year old I have in my basement here in Portugal
I'm departing LHR tomorrow and I, for one, would welcome the protestors. Now, this isn't a lefty solidarity thing at all. Just bear with me for a second and I'll explain...
When was the last time transiting Heathrow was a pain-free experience for anyone here? On any given day there will be 1/4 million PAX already stressed out about something or other:
- Flying in general
- Seemingly endless queues
- Finding that their baggage allowance has been reduced again so they have to go to the ticket counter, stand in a whole new queue before returning to the original check in desk.
- (At this time of year) Having to drag 2.4+ impatient and screaming kids around- plus 200lbs of toys, nappies, random accoutrements etc.
- Having to navigate around the Saudis and Nigerians and their baggage trains
- Trying to push past the solo Indian passenger who has brought his entire extended family to send him off and has thus, in a single stroke, managed to turn the entire Terminal 3 departure hall into a scene from Ghandi.
After that it would surely be a blessed relief to be able to give a right fcuking shoeing to any soap-dodger who tries to give you the arrsehole?
"If you ask me, this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the ones causing all the trouble. Stock swindlers, serial killers, child molesters, Christian conservatives... these people are highly motivated." -George Carlin
"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt." -Malcolm Tucker
On a Hot morning in cyprus I found the meaning of anger. Fortunataly I was comftably numb.
The RSM and various other NCO's seemed very agitated.
maybe they should look into counselling?
its a complete lie that its actually the covert wing of raf movers who've decided to branch out into arrseing around civis as well
Nice idea but there is a flaw in your Tin Foil Hat.
The RAF living in a tent? I dont believe that conspiracy theory at all, If they were protesting from the Holiday Inn BH then you would be on the right track.
Members of the armed forces have fought to protect the publics right to say whatever they want and that is something to take pride in, but for crying out loud, could they not say something intelligent for a change?
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