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02-07-2007, 15:20 #1Senior Member
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101 uses for a crap terrorist
Here's one to get you started:
1. Provider of Pizza Hut bacon bits (you'll have to shake him a bit first though - and peel him off his hospital bed).CrapSpy is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
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02-07-2007, 15:22 #2Senior Member
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2. Garage forecourt attendant. Safer than you think considering how crap they were.
CrapSpy is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
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02-07-2007, 15:24 #3Senior Member
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3. Crash test dummy.
''Up 800 - 4 men stood anxiously''
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02-07-2007, 15:24 #4Senior Member
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3. Extras for casualty.
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5. Valet parking for Mercedes and Jeeps.
Guinness. It's the first food group.
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"If I can shoot rabbits, I can kill fascists" (If you tolerate this, then your children will be next).
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02-07-2007, 15:24 #6Member
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4. Getaway Driver... No, not up the M6 you idiot!
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7. Guy, used for collecting pennies.
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02-07-2007, 15:27 #8Member
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6. Human Torch...
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02-07-2007, 15:28 #9Senior Member
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8. Big Macs....
Cos they're flame grilled!.....(Ill get my coat)
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02-07-2007, 15:28 #10Senior Member
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9. Shoe leather resistance tester.
Guinness. It's the first food group.
The Gentlemen of The Excise: - Ensuring that Bad Things Happen To Bad People Since 1643
"If I can shoot rabbits, I can kill fascists" (If you tolerate this, then your children will be next).
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02-07-2007, 15:28 #11Senior Member
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10. You can shout "You fucking black bastard" at the crispy critter without getting nicked for racism.
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02-07-2007, 15:29 #12Member
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10. Bayonet practise....
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02-07-2007, 15:32 #13Senior Member
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11. Stand in member of "The Blazin Squad" I too will fetch my coat.
Who me?
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02-07-2007, 15:32 #14Senior Member
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11. Guest of honour at any "Burns Night"
"There's no need to shout with one up the spout" - Boss Edwards 1916.
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02-07-2007, 15:35 #15Senior Member
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12. Ali GeeHadist replacement - "Is it because I is black, brown, purple and a little bit crispy around the edges".
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