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  1. 03-07-2007, 08:54 #41
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Backing dancer for the late, great Arthur Brown! 'Fire; I make you to burn!'
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

    You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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  2. 03-07-2007, 08:55 #42
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Replacement torch on the Statue of Liberty...
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  3. 03-07-2007, 08:58 #43
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Was he more cargrilled than Chargrilled?
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Tie him to a radiator for a few days to ripen then tie him into a rucksack.

    No more getting jostled at Harvey Nics sale, no more queueing at the chip shop, no problem getting a seat on a crowded train. Sorted.
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Does he have to re-show due to a lack of professionalsm do you think, or just be out on ROPs???????
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    Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear (Mark Twain)

    Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength (Eric Hoffer)
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    As a spokesman for the Scottish Smoking Rights lobby - he selflessly uses himself to allow frustrated Scottish baggage handlers who smoke to vent their aggression at the new anti-smoking rules by kicking the sheeite out of him. And he actually smokes.....
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Olympic torch

    simon westons life movie stunt double!
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Training Video for terrorists, On the dangers of fire.

    Didn't bother to take coat off.
    Wondering, what is happening to the NAAFI Bar.
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    Re: 101 uses for a crap terrorist

    Lab rat to find the pain threshold of burns victims as their morphine is slowly reduced.
    Stop looking at my cock.


    HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y KEVLAR - which means....... fu.ck you jack, I'm bulletproof.
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  10. 03-07-2007, 09:20 #50
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    Stand-in for Gary Lineker in Walkers crisps ads - pushing their Smoking Bacon range
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