WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS

(To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")

What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Take away his iPod and make him blubber,
Take away his iPod and make him blubber,
Take away his iPod and make him blubber,
Earl-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

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WE WERE CAPTURED

(To the tune of "We are Sailing.")

We were captured,
We were crying,
On the telly,
On the news.

We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.

We surrendered,
We surrendered,
To the rag head,
With a gun.

We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.