Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

**GoodIdeaAtTheTime** · 19-04-2007, 15:11

Yup, just when you thought the loonies were controllable - sex toys for dogs.

**CrapSpy** · 19-04-2007, 15:19

Originally Posted by GoodIdeaAtTheTime

Yup, just when you thought the loonies were controllable - sex toys for dogs.

Is the link safe for work?

**DPMGuy** · 19-04-2007, 15:24

More toys for dogs:

The Kong

The King Kong

Cool Kong On A Rope

Here (Work safe)

**tattooedlady** · 19-04-2007, 15:24

Oh my god, someone was scraping the bottom of the barrel for that one

**Mr_Deputy** · 19-04-2007, 15:25

how would that work ?? (looking sideways and upside down at pics)

**DPMGuy** · 19-04-2007, 15:26

Just get them one of these prob a bit cheaper.

**looney** · 19-04-2007, 15:33

I might get a Kong for myself!!

**tattooedlady** · 19-04-2007, 16:34

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

how would that work ?? (looking sideways and upside down at pics)

**Badger_Heed** · 19-04-2007, 16:37

Sex toys for dogs? What a rip off.

For a cheap but effective solution, all you require is an erection of biblical proportions and a small cup of blood temperature bisto........................oh and the loving, warm, wet tongue of man's best friend.

**Ancient_Mariner** · 19-04-2007, 16:46

Originally Posted by CrapSpy

Originally Posted by GoodIdeaAtTheTime

Yup, just when you thought the loonies were controllable - sex toys for dogs.

Is the link safe for work?

Depends where you work. Best avoid the link if you work for the RSPCA, Battersea Dog Home or Huntingdon Life Sciences. On the other hand, if you're the webmaster of BeastialitysBest.com or editor of Playdog then you'll probably be OK.

**Bat_Crab** · 20-04-2007, 07:48

Presumably you have to clean it out afterwards *shudders*.

**mistersoft** · 20-04-2007, 07:55

A good blast with a pressure washer should do it.

I wonder if they'll get the hump after that.

**indoubitabley** · 20-04-2007, 08:07

Some of the comments are worthy of arrse.

Man that little guy in the first picture is really going for it. GO BOY GO!!!

**milsum** · 20-04-2007, 08:19

Slightly off topic, but...
When I went to get my cat from a rescue home in London, there was a little yapping dog in the next cage that wouldn't stop licking itself. When I asked someone why, they said you would too if in mid-sex the owner of the dog had forcibly separated you, as the male had 'knotted' whilst inside and pulled all her ladybits inside out, which then had to be sliced off.

**DontMentionTheWar** · 20-04-2007, 08:22

Originally Posted by milsum

Slightly off topic, but...
When I went to get my cat from a rescue home in London, there was a little yapping dog in the next cage that wouldn't stop licking itself. When I asked someone why, they said you would too if in mid-sex the owner of the dog had forcibly separated you, as the male had 'knotted' whilst inside and pulled all her ladybits inside out, which then had to be sliced off.

As a doctor (and failed vet) I feel able to be able to comment on this professionally with the single word

Ouch!