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Discuss Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Presumably you have to clean it out afterwards *shudders*....
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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys



    Presumably you have to clean it out afterwards *shudders*.
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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

    A good blast with a pressure washer should do it.

    I wonder if they'll get the hump after that.
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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

    Some of the comments are worthy of arrse.

    Man that little guy in the first picture is really going for it. GO BOY GO!!!
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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

    Slightly off topic, but...
    When I went to get my cat from a rescue home in London, there was a little yapping dog in the next cage that wouldn't stop licking itself. When I asked someone why, they said you would too if in mid-sex the owner of the dog had forcibly separated you, as the male had 'knotted' whilst inside and pulled all her ladybits inside out, which then had to be sliced off.

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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

    Quote Originally Posted by milsum
    Slightly off topic, but...
    When I went to get my cat from a rescue home in London, there was a little yapping dog in the next cage that wouldn't stop licking itself. When I asked someone why, they said you would too if in mid-sex the owner of the dog had forcibly separated you, as the male had 'knotted' whilst inside and pulled all her ladybits inside out, which then had to be sliced off.
    As a doctor (and failed vet) I feel able to be able to comment on this professionally with the single word

    Ouch!
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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

    I thought this was a thread about using your pet as a sex toy . . . wrong room, sorry.

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    Re: Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys

    Quote Originally Posted by Biped
    I thought this was a thread about using your pet as a sex toy . . . wrong room, sorry.
    You're welcome to start one to that end, you'll get plenty of contributors.

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