Discuss Cannine equal opportunities - Sex Toys at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Presumably you have to clean it out afterwards *shudders*....
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
Slightly off topic, but...
When I went to get my cat from a rescue home in London, there was a little yapping dog in the next cage that wouldn't stop licking itself. When I asked someone why, they said you would too if in mid-sex the owner of the dog had forcibly separated you, as the male had 'knotted' whilst inside and pulled all her ladybits inside out, which then had to be sliced off.
Slightly off topic, but...
When I went to get my cat from a rescue home in London, there was a little yapping dog in the next cage that wouldn't stop licking itself. When I asked someone why, they said you would too if in mid-sex the owner of the dog had forcibly separated you, as the male had 'knotted' whilst inside and pulled all her ladybits inside out, which then had to be sliced off.
As a doctor (and failed vet) I feel able to be able to comment on this professionally with the single word
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"
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