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11-04-2007, 20:03 #1Senior Member
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Germans in changing rooms
Having just read the thread on gays in changing rooms I was reminded of the one question I never managed to get answered during my time in Germany - Why do Germans (men and women) tend to put their knickers/pants on last when getting dressed?
I personally tend to favour a knickers on first approach and think that there is nothing odder than getting dressed next to someone who has bra, top, socks and on some occasions shoes and is drying her hair or doing makeup with no pants or trousers on.
Does anyone know why?
Is it only me that finds this odd?"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms"
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11-04-2007, 20:05 #2Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
The only person I've ever seen who puts their underpants on last was Superman, is he German?
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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11-04-2007, 20:06 #3Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
no just confused
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11-04-2007, 20:08 #4Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Superman did have a German style sideparting.
"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms"
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11-04-2007, 20:13 #5Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Originally Posted by loubella
perhaps you might have a picture of this phenomena
to help me err ahem understand it better
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11-04-2007, 20:14 #6Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Superman is dead.
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11-04-2007, 20:15 #7Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
It makes perfect sense - hopeful of a shag until the last possible item of clothing.
I dress in this order
Watch,
Socks
shirt (etc)
Skids
Pants.
Always make a point of leaving my watch on the sofa and not by the bed, so's I have to walk naked past the missus.
This morning she just said "I thought I'd pressed that shirt"
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11-04-2007, 20:17 #8Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Because the raw meat that is very prominately in German food leads to cases of the runs therefore the last thing you want in the way is a load of cloaths!
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11-04-2007, 21:21 #9Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Just out of interest, which dishes are you referring to? Originally Posted by Narcissus
I can't offhand think of any German dishes with raw meat, smoked/cured yes, but raw?Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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11-04-2007, 21:24 #10Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
(For this to be funny, you gotta remember - I'm in a wheelchair)
Fancy dress party, I'm wearing a Superman t-shirt.
"Cool t-shirt" pipes up septic
"T-shirt?" I replied, "I'm in fancy dress - I've come as Christopher Reeves!"
Cue septic's departure....
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11-04-2007, 21:33 #11Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Originally Posted by Glesga_short_bloke
(For this to be funny, you gotta remember - I'm in a wheelchair)
Fancy dress party, I'm wearing a Superman t-shirt.
"Cool t-shirt" pipes up septic
"T-shirt?" I replied, "I'm in fancy dress - I've come as Christopher Reeves!"
Cue septic's departure....
lol
hols 4 heros money well spent
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11-04-2007, 21:33 #12Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Next fancy dress party you attend, try the 'New Adventures of Superman' and cock your head a little to the side,adopting the internationally recognised 'tongue under bottom lip' gesture of the spaz,and dribble. Originally Posted by Glesga_short_bloke
(For this to be funny, you gotta remember - I'm in a wheelchair)
Fancy dress party, I'm wearing a Superman t-shirt.
"Cool t-shirt" pipes up septic
"T-shirt?" I replied, "I'm in fancy dress - I've come as Christopher Reeves!"
Cue septic's departure....We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
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12-04-2007, 18:50 #13Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Glesga_short_bloke,fecking brilliant ! I will have to do likewise at next party
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12-04-2007, 19:06 #14Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
Maybe the two of you can get together for a ARRSE version of this years comic releif song???
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12-04-2007, 19:18 #15Senior Member
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Re: Germans in changing rooms
now THAT i'd buy!!
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
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