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  1. 10-04-2007, 17:04 #1
    suits_U
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    Mad As A Fish

    Recieved in my pm box earlier

    From: Drillmehard
    To: suits_U
    Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:54 pm
    Subject: hi
    I take it that you are my contact.

    Do nothing until I contact you again.
    What the bloody hell is this all about
    If your on for a wah pal your going about it the right way.
    Meandering through the threads as a mincing member of a drill club

    But seriously. Your a bit odd mate.
    Anybody else been contacted by him?
    Or could I be a new recruit for a secret agency that disguises themselves as queer members of a drill club
    Thoughts on a post it note :D
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  2. 10-04-2007, 17:08 #2
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Do nothing until I contact you again.
    Fcuked up on that then.
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  3. 10-04-2007, 17:09 #3
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    apparently so :D
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  4. 10-04-2007, 17:13 #4
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Quote Originally Posted by suits_U
    Or could I be a new recruit for a secret agency that disguises themselves as queer members of a drill club
    What's the first rule of Drill Club?
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  5. 10-04-2007, 17:16 #5
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Ignore him Suits, he's just boring
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  6. 10-04-2007, 17:43 #6
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    are you giving advice,or rigging another 'puns' thread?
    "Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."

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  7. 10-04-2007, 18:02 #7
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    This is not a drill.





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  8. 10-04-2007, 19:59 #8
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    Quote Originally Posted by suits_U
    Or could I be a new recruit for a secret agency that disguises themselves as queer members of a drill club
    What's the first rule of Drill Club?
    Do not talk about drill club!
    Perhaps the most famous last words in military history were those of John Sedgwick, an officer during the Civil War who announced, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance” and was immediately shot dead by enemy fire at the battle of Spotsylv
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  9. 10-04-2007, 20:02 #9
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Hicks
    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    Quote Originally Posted by suits_U
    Or could I be a new recruit for a secret agency that disguises themselves as queer members of a drill club
    What's the first rule of Drill Club?
    Do not talk about drill club!
    And the second rule?
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  10. 10-04-2007, 20:04 #10
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Never mention drill club
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  11. 10-04-2007, 20:04 #11
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Contact! Contact! Contact! Wait out
    "Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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  12. 10-04-2007, 20:08 #12
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Oh, that's quite funny...

    If you take the letters from the message and swap them around...

    add a few and take a few away... you get

    I'M A MEANINGLESS GOBSH!TE
    "I thought if I owned the bullet with my name on it, Id never get hit by it... coz I won't ever shoot myself."
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  13. 10-04-2007, 20:18 #13
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    You just lost your chance to join the Men in Black then....





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  14. 10-04-2007, 20:19 #14
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Auld-Yin
    Contact! Contact! Contact! Wait out
    Sorry, who are you trying to contact?


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  15. 10-04-2007, 20:27 #15
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    Re: Mad As A Fish

    Suits, that's bloody funny - you should have sent back something like "It is winter in Moscow" :D
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