View Poll Results: Bored of the Boarding Party Yet?

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  • Yes, its so dull it almost makes you want to read bettymoo's posts.

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    Senior Member suits_U's Avatar
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    'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Now this may cause a bit of a stir, thats why its in here.

    But, is anybody else getting slighty bored/annoyed with this whole affair?
    I mean, when it all kicked off of course I was concerned for them and was extremely happy to see them return.
    But come on, its bloody boring now. Everywhere I look I see Miss Turney gurning at Trevor 'Bong' McDonald and assorted others being particularly chippy over the whole affair.
    Even on arrse where I come to get my fix of heated debate , witty banter and sexual depravity, I find the main page full of threads that say the same thing,
    Over
    and over,
    and over again.
    To put it bluntly its all getting rather dull.

    Do you folks agree, or am I just being an unsympathetic cunt.
    Well it would'nt be the first time :D

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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Suits,

    Stop acting like a big gay...
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Suits, you have the attention span of a goldfish.

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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Says you :D

    Something on the back of your shoe, oh no sorry your shoulder :D

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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Turney may be a rather big unit,but the fat fecker doesn't have to be spread across this many threads to support her girth, surely
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Turney may be a rather big unit,but the fat fecker doesn't have to be spread across this many threads to support her girth, surely
    Have you actually studied the girth??!! A lot of threads-worth . . . .
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    True.

    Tub of shit needs its own forum.
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Quote Originally Posted by Oracle
    Suits, you have the attention span of a goldfish.
    span of a ........................................
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!

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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Quote Originally Posted by suits_U
    Now this may cause a bit of a stir, thats why its in here.

    But, is anybody else getting slighty bored/annoyed with this whole affair?
    I mean, when it all kicked off of course I was concerned for them and was extremely happy to see them return.
    But come on, its bloody boring now. Everywhere I look I see Miss Turney gurning at Trevor 'Bong' McDonald and assorted others being particularly chippy over the whole affair.
    Even on arrse where I come to get my fix of heated debate 8O , witty banter and sexual depravity, I find the main page full of threads that say the same thing,
    Over
    and over,
    and over again.
    To put it bluntly its all getting rather dull.

    Do you folks agree, or am I just being an unsympathetic cunt.
    Well it would'nt be the first time :D
    I totally agree, short of getting her up on the couch with the stirrups and posting the examination on YouTube, she's been done to death and fcuking back again. Time for her to waddle off and count her money.
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    Time for her to waddle off and count her money.
    They paid her £ for pound.

    She's now richer than Richard Branson.
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    As I said, I know its touchy for some, but you cant do anything without being reminded of this shambles of a propaganda battle.
    I have my opinions of course, as does everybody else, but surely to god those opinions are now set and it doesnt need to keep getting regurgitated.
    The longer it continues, I fear the less sympathy will remain for them.

    Bring back the debauchery that makes ARRSE great :D

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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Turney may be a rather big unit,but the fat fecker doesn't have to be spread across this many threads to support her girth, surely
    the Scum wanted to have her on page 3 - but when they met her they realised they would need a supplement.
    she should have kept her mouth shut.
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    Time for her to waddle off and count her money.
    They paid her £ for pound.

    She's now richer than Richard Branson.
    And also quite capable of de-railing a Pendolino.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    why could they not have kidnapped this lot ????

    http://www.fishki.net/comment.php?id=19743
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!

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    Re: 'The 15', Faye Turney, blah blah....

    Can you capsize a train by sitting at the wrong side?

    How did HMS Cornwall manage to stay upright? Did the rest of the crew have berths in the Port side, and she have the Starboard?
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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