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    Senior Member suits_U's Avatar
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    Im Rich!!!

    Well imagine my surprise when I recieved this e-mail today.
    Apparently some decent chap has popped his clogs and has decided to leave me with a shed load of money. Yay me :D.

    Here is the e-mail in full:

    MANAGING PARTNER

    PATRICK LINZ & ASSOCIATES LAW FIRM

    17-18 Rex House Regent Street London

    SW1Y 4PE,United Kingdom



    NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST



    On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.David Peet



    I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was

    returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. David Peet made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7, 100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.



    Late Engr. David Peet died on the 13th day of February,2006 at the age of 70 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.



    I hope to hear from you in no distant time.



    Email:barrister.patricklinz@yahoo.co.uk



    Yours in Service,

    Barrister Patrick Linz Esq.
    Now despite my happiness I cant be but a bit weary.
    First of all Ive never heard of this chap.
    Also why would an English bloke leave his money to me in USD?
    Lastly, although Im an allround nice chap, humanitarian work does'nt really appeal to me.
    So, what should I do ARRSER's?

    This cant possibly be a scam, the e-mail seems so genuine :D

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    I've always liked you my rich friend
    I don't care what the rest say you de man :D :D

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    oh i think you should reply suits and see what occurs...just for curiosity like!!
    "Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."

    STM

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    What's the betting he wants an admin fee set to PO Box BULLSH!TE in Ghana...

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    drinks on you then suits?
    Join the team, Join travian, Click here: http://www.travian.co.uk/?uc=ukx_2833

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    Oh no i got another one a while ago saying I had one a Nigerian lottery :D
    They didnt reply to my e-mail voicing my concerns.

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    And such eloquent English syntax and grammar from a well edjumacated barrister. (You can tell he's a real barrister from his email address)

    Just get your bank details to him pronto, you know it makes sense.

    (419baters.com?)

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    I thought I would give him a call but alas can find no trace of this firm on google. Hmm shame.
    Ill have to do it by e-mail then.

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    do keep us posted old chap
    "Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."

    STM

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    Bugger it appears to be fake :(

    http://www.consumerfraudreporting.or...ATRICKLINZ.php

    However I may play along and see how far i get :D

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    well,bugger me! Who'd have thought it? Fancy a barrister resorting to fraud,like they don't earn enough already!
    "Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."

    STM

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    Every other week I get people I've never head of leaving me millions of dollars [always dollars] in their wills.

    I guess I must be a very nice and popular bloke.

    However, as the money in dollars is only worth half that in quids, I keep deciding not to bother to answer. I mean, what use can £3,650,00 be?

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by suits_U
    Bugger it appears to be fake :(

    http://www.consumerfraudreporting.or...ATRICKLINZ.php

    However I may play along and see how far i get :D
    Fake???

    Deary-me. And I've just had ever such a nice email from someone representing Yasser Arafat's widow, offering me a goodish shed-load of loot if I launder YA's assets for her.

    This applies, methinks : http://www.419eater.com/
    "A Honeymoon In The Hand; or, Every Man His Own Wife". Cast List : Count Tostov, a ruined Pole; Scrotum, a wrinkled old retainer; the Brothers Bollox, a pair of hangers-on; Medical Dick and Medical Davy, two birds with one stone.

    Too much clarity; never enough claret!

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    I'm rich too!!!!

    My dear friend,

    I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
    transferred
    under the co-operation of a new partiner from paraguay.Presently i'm in
    Japan for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
    meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me
    in
    transffering those funds despite that it failed us somehow.

    Now contact my secretary in Cotonou Benin Republic his name is Mr,Oke
    Chikwu
    his email (Oke77Chikwu@yahoo.fr) ask him to send you the total
    $800,000.00
    bank draft which iraised in your favour for your compensation for all
    the
    past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.i appreciated
    your
    efforts at that time very much.so feel free and get in touched with my
    secretary Mr,Oke Chikwu and instruct him where to send the amount to
    you.

    Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
    the
    joy after all the sufferness at that time.in the moment, i'm very busy
    here
    because of the investment projects which me and the new partiner are
    having
    athand, finally, remember that i had forwarded instruction to the
    secretary
    on your behalf,so feel free to contact him now to eneblehim send your
    money
    to you without any delay.

    My regards to you and your family,

    Mr, peter chukwu

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    Spike, you lucky sodd!


    Enjoy your new welthings,i sure you are much desereving.
    youre true frend,
    blue-sohphist.

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