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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    Hey! I received a message Identical to that one. I believe it to be a fraud.
    I hope you didn't send them any contact information...

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    You think that people who fall for this type of thing are a bit dim?

    There are wierder and extremely stupid people in the world.

    Stacy Finley, 34, pleaded guilty in January in Shreveport, La., to defrauding 22 middle-class victims by somehow convincing them to pay a total of $989,000 to have medical scans done of their bodies by overhead satellite and to be administered secret therapeutic drugs while they slept, by CIA agents who would sneak into their homes.
    Convincing those 22 to send you money would be easy.
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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    FROM: STELLE KOMANA
    ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST
    WEST-AFRICA


    DEAR ,ONE

    I AM DEAF GIRL MY NAME IS STELLE KOMANA THE DAUGHTER OF LATE DR AND MRS ALFRED KOMANA, MY FAHTER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN. THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 2001. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.

    BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH NOVEMBER 2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$12.500.000 (TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN.

    HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).

    I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
    FOLLOWING WAYS :

    TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER KEVIN IS 20 YEARS. TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO
    FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

    MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.

    FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

    ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.AND PLEASE DO HURRY TO ASSIST US OUT HERE NOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS IN POLITICAL CHOAS ,WE URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR KIND ATTENTION

    THANKS AND GOD BLESS
    STELLE AND KEVIN
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    [quote="suits_U"]Well imagine my surprise when I recieved this e-mail today.
    Apparently some decent chap has popped his clogs and has decided to leave me with a shed load of money. Yay me :D.

    Here is the e-mail in full:

    MANAGING PARTNER

    PATRICK LINZ & ASSOCIATES LAW FIRM

    17-18 Rex House Regent Street London

    SW1Y 4PE,United Kingdom

    Well according to www.postoffice.co.uk the address belongs to...



    So If your bored in London why not pop round and claim your money.

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    i am continually amazed that:

    1. It is not illegal.
    2. That it still works.

    There we are ... what do I know?

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    I received 15 million US dollars from a dissident Nigerian civil servant on Friday. On Monday I have to transfer 13.5m USD to a Bahamian account on his behalf, which technically as he selected me on the basis of my trustworthiness and moral rectitutde I suppose I should. Then again I thought...stuff him, he's probably only nicked it off the World Bank or first world aid funds himself. So I think I'll keep it all. Obviously I will lose the $5000 I paid in admin fees but hey, that's just chump change now!

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    thats funny, i got the same ruddy e, mail!!
    app this fella left the money to me as well. !!!

    oh BTW i emailed him back and quoted this..
    Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
    and asked him to at least try and fuckin speak the queens english,
    or if
    he is a barrister, employ a bloody secretary !!

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by reverend_jim
    thats funny, i got the same ruddy e, mail!!
    app this fella left the money to me as well. !!!

    oh BTW i emailed him back and quoted this..
    Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
    and asked him to at least try and * speak the queens english,
    or if the is a barrister, employ a bloody secretary !!
    When did you ever find a lawyer who said anything comprehensible?

    You have to hire another lawyer to interpret what the other one said .... and that's another £1M out of your take.

    If I ever have my life again I wish to be either:

    1. A Lawyer, or,
    2. A Nigerian.

    On second thoughts, delete Option 2.

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    I received 15 million US dollars from a dissident Nigerian civil servant on Friday. On Monday I have to transfer 13.5m USD to a Bahamian account on his behalf, which technically as he selected me on the basis of my trustworthiness and moral rectitutde I suppose I should. Then again I thought...stuff him, he's probably only nicked it off the World Bank or first world aid funds himself. So I think I'll keep it all. Obviously I will lose the $5000 I paid in admin fees but hey, that's just chump change now!
    Marry me now ... I have always wanted a rich gun-dog!

    I'm sure we can reach some sort of agreement ... just send me your bank account details, and my legal people will be in touch soon.

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    Re: Im Rich!!!

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