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  1. 12-03-2007, 14:02 #1
    FunkyNewBlood
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    Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Made me larrff.. .. ..

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstor...name_page.html

    A PERVERT who stole hundreds of pairs of knickers from neighbours was fined £250 yesterday.

    David Tabb, 58, took 43 pairs when he house sat for married Lisa Buley, 41.

    He was infatuated with her and his diary told how he would lay on Lisa's bed with her pants on his head. She called police after being sent the diary.

    Hundreds of undies were found at his home in Brix-ham, Devon. He admitted taking 30 pairs from another woman's line.

    Torquay JPs ordered him to pay £200 to Lisa.

    After the case, she said: "We tried to befriend someone and this is how he repaid us."
    Did she not miss the 43 pairs? Why was it only when she saw the diary did she realise??
    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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  2. 12-03-2007, 21:35 #2
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Feck! Thought it was MDN for a mo.
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  3. 13-03-2007, 00:40 #3
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Been waiting all day to respond to this.

    So, Arnold Lane lives!
    It's time for British Independence.
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  4. 13-03-2007, 09:06 #4
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    No good taking them from the washing line - they're clean (or should be).

    BT.
    Drive it like you stole it.
    Don't run - you'll only die tired.
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  5. 13-03-2007, 11:25 #5
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    That'll teach somebody for saying "Put it on the Tabb".
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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  6. 13-03-2007, 11:44 #6
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Knicker thievery is a fine old traditional hobby, which is in danger of disappearing due to the almost universal use of tumble dryers. I take my hat off to those who still put in the effort to keep it alive.
    Ladies, don't be spoilsports, get your smalls out on the line and help to revive this sordid 1970's Benny Hillesque pastime.
    Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.
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  7. 13-03-2007, 11:50 #7
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    I'm so glad nobody has mentioned that anything he said would be taken down and used against him.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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  8. 13-03-2007, 11:50 #8
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Bugger!
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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  9. 13-03-2007, 13:45 #9
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Just over £5.80 a pair... is that cheap
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  10. 13-03-2007, 14:23 #10
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    I think that maybe like the crotch, the jury is split on that one.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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  11. 13-03-2007, 15:56 #11
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Lordy I thought I might be in trouble then with the title...surely its the only way one can tell whether they are suitable to wear for another day!!
    we came, we saw, we binned it!!
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  12. 13-03-2007, 16:01 #12
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    Quote Originally Posted by Brew_Time
    No good taking them from the washing line - they're clean (or should be).

    BT.
    It's definitely not to be sniffed at.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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  13. 13-03-2007, 16:04 #13
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    I wouldnt turn my nose up at it
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  14. 13-03-2007, 16:09 #14
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    He was just trying to get to the bottom of things.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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  15. 13-03-2007, 16:09 #15
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    Re: Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

    And slipped up.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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