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  1. 06-03-2007, 11:10 #1
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    From our cousins across the pond

    A little light relief. If it's been done before, forgive me.

    FBI Top 10 homicide list

    Number 5 is a classic, while number 8 could become popular.
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  2. 06-03-2007, 11:14 #2
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    "fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target"

    somebody wants to sort out their grouping!!
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    Number 10 is the best!!
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.

    Yes one that shouts boo and bleeds every where.
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    Number 7 is ace!! That's dedication.
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    Quote Originally Posted by wannabe_civvy
    Number 7 is ace!! That's dedication.
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles4221
    She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.

    Yes one that shouts boo and bleeds every where.
    Mmmm, don't most targets, as they pop up, make a sort of a 'Whirr, clunk' noise?

    I don't recall ever coming across one that went 'Boo!'
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.asp

    Still pretty funny though.
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    Re: From our cousins across the pond

    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles4221
    She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.

    Yes one that shouts boo and bleeds every where.
    Targets will fall when hit.

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