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    Senior Member The_0ne's Avatar
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    Charlotte Church Bappage

    Anyone got her new show on?

    Its on channel 4 and shes got her top undone, can proper see cleavage

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Aaaaarghhhh.....I turned across just to check the artistic value of the programme and those cnuts McFly were on, torturing somebody's else's song as usual. Karaoke for 12 yr olds. I wish they would die horribly.
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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Katherine Jenkins is far nicer even if she is from Neath!
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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    There was billie piper and gwen stefani on the show with her.

    Them pair and charlotte church, now what a sandwich that would be :D

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Gwen Stafani Is STUNNING! And how the fcuk Charlotte Chuch got her own show I don't know..
    1. She is really bad at reading the autocue.
    2. If I was an English presenter on Welsh(Welch) TV I am sure I would not be able to Slag Wales off, but she seems to be able to put England down with total immunity.. Ah well that pretty much sums up this great 'PC' nation we live in....
    ''Slack to the back this track''
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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Young miss Church should be placed across my knee and spanked until he botty is glowing and she is howling like a dog..........Kleenex please.
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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    I wouln't mind nobbing miss church's mum, going through a bit of a milf phase at the moment, AND she's got a pub....bargain

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Katherine Jenkins is the way ahead. I was on duty the back end of last year and saw her on Songs of Praise - fucking incredible bangers.

    Not the thing you should be thinking about watching that programme. Wrong in so many ways.

    As for a sandwich, Charlotte Church AND her mam, then downstairs and free bar. (Hold that thought).

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Quote Originally Posted by deerhunter
    Katherine Jenkins is the way ahead. I was on duty the back end of last year and saw her on Songs of Praise - fucking incredible bangers.
    So they should be, she paid a fortune for them.

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    She does have a fair pair of baps on her......Makes up for her being Welsh!
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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    CC - aah, she is THE woman you shouldn't fancy but do!

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Jenkins is gorgeous

    But Church she is just down right Durty

    Give me Charlotte any day

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Jenkins is a skinny, operatic, biatch...Church would respond well to the type of foreplay best encapsulated as "Brace yourself Charlotte!"

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    On the other hand, Cuddles.....

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    Re: Charlotte Church Bappage

    Ms Jenkins.......
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