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Discuss Rules to Live By at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; 1. They're all b'stards. 2. If they're not shooting, its not urgent. 3. If anyone ...
  1. 14-09-2006, 14:01 #11
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    1. They're all b'stards.
    2. If they're not shooting, its not urgent.
    3. If anyone seems good or nice, refer to rule 1.
    As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
    When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. (Oscar Wilde)

    Death.... its the only thing we haven't succeeded in completely vulgarising. (A Huxley)
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  2. 14-09-2006, 14:03 #12
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    1. Breath in/Breath out
    2. She is always right, her ass never looks big in anything.
    3. There are no exceptions to the rule that everyone thinks they're an exception to the rule.
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    Quote Originally Posted by rockdj99uk
    You're only gay if you're a taker!
    And there's me thinking it's only if you pushed back
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    Never sleep with a woman who can beat you at arm wrestling.

    Never sleep with a women that leaves the toilet seat UP after a pee.

    And never get too P*ssed in Singapore....
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior_Poet
    Never sleep with a woman who can beat you at arm wrestling.

    Never sleep with a women that leaves the toilet seat UP after a pee.

    And never get too P*ssed in Singapore....


    Ahh Singapore!
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  6. 14-09-2006, 14:20 #16
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    1.Good manners costs nothing

    2.Never trust anybody who is nice to you!

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  7. 14-09-2006, 14:29 #17
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    never ever wheelie a steamroller
    chuffed to naafi breaks!
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    1) You never regret the things you've done, only the things you didn't do

    2) never trust some one with two first names i.e. Peter thomas etc
    Just call me curious!!
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  9. 14-09-2006, 14:56 #19
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    Don't drink and dial

    Never sleep with women that weigh more than you

    (Must admit I've done the latter on occasion)
    There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know.
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    Re: Rules to Live By

    Never waste an erection
    Ooh, there's a nasty splinter on that trench ladder, sir! A bloke could really hurt himself on that
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