Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

Originally Posted by Death_Rowums

Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

She's obviously a lover of the dirty c0ck. Just showed the missus and she's disgusted, or was until I reminded her that I'd popped her brown a few days ago. Fcuking women - they're all 'ho's.

Even the ones that give you a discount if you lube up first?

They've no need to lube up as I like to go down on all my women, even the one's I "purchase" for an hour or two.

I don't care how much snatch you eat you're still gonna need to lube up for the anal insertion.

And there's a fine line between "purchase" and forcing one into the boot of your car after you feigned asking for directions to 'Le toilette'

Originally Posted by Death_Rowums

Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

Originally Posted by Death_Rowums

Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

She's obviously a lover of the dirty c0ck. Just showed the missus and she's disgusted, or was until I reminded her that I'd popped her brown a few days ago. Fcuking women - they're all 'ho's.

Even the ones that give you a discount if you lube up first?

They've no need to lube up as I like to go down on all my women, even the one's I "purchase" for an hour or two.

I don't care how much * you eat you're still gonna need to lube up for the anal insertion.

You don't need lube for anal. After "tossing her salad" and giving her a few strokes in her beaver, both prodder and proddee will be wet enough for penetration. You're a virgin aren't you?

Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

You don't need lube for anal. After "tossing her salad" and giving her a few strokes in her beaver, both prodder and proddee will be wet enough for penetration. You're a virgin aren't you?

I didn't say you do need lube, I said for the purpose of a discount.

Edit: Virgin? No. Brown wings: yay, Red Wings:Nay. I should add that the Brown wings were attained sans lube. Giving me tips you cheeky git.

Far, far better than the BB implanted one is this vid - http://www.totallycrap.com/media/doggystyle/

A classic for our time, and one that I think some of us can probably relate to. Well, not me obviously, but I know someone who did this once.....

Originally Posted by Death_Rowums

Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

You don't need lube for anal. After "tossing her salad" and giving her a few strokes in her beaver, both prodder and proddee will be wet enough for penetration. You're a virgin aren't you?

I didn't say you do need lube, I said for the purpose of a discount.

Edit: Virgin? No. Brown wings: yay, Red Wings:Nay. I should add that the Brown wings were attained sans lube. Giving me tips you cheeky git.

There's nowt wrong with giving tips. I myself am big enough to accept tips especially from a grateful husband who has just watched me rutting with his pig of a wife and brought her to orgasm with my tongue whilst she screams out "Oh Lord, will this pleasure never end?"

If he also drops me off at home after supplying me with copius amounts of ale then I'm on a winner.

Doesn't even buy you a Ploughman's for your troubles, tight git.

Originally Posted by Death_Rowums

Doesn't even buy you a Ploughman's for your troubles, tight git.

Well I'd just ploughed his wife's furrow and eaten most of the cheese deposits hidden in her inner labia so I was happy.

Lube is for puffs and ......... well, puffs.

I love the risk factor of another snapped banjo string while going in dry and tight.

I want to drink beer with you and discuss finding sweetcorn lodged behind my foreskin.

Originally Posted by the_crimp_off

Originally Posted by Death_Rowums

Doesn't even buy you a Ploughman's for your troubles, tight git.

Well I'd just ploughed his wife's furrow and eaten most of the cheese deposits hidden in her inner labia so I was happy.

Try and innuendo me all you want, but you'll find nay substitute for pickled onion down there. Arrse juice doesn't count.