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    Wot you giving up for lent

    Lent is nearlyy upon us again - after troughing pancakes its time to make the descion - wot to give up for 40 days and 40 nights - so, what are youg going to give up

    id like to see tony Bliar and george bush give up breathing but thats a bit fanciful - tried giving up sex but nearly went blind and developed hairs on the palms of my hands and a strong right arm. so it will be proably something stupid like chocolate.
    If you are normal then I will happily remain a freak for the rest of my life

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Quote Originally Posted by OSACIN
    Lent is nearlyy upon us again - after troughing pancakes its time to make the descion - wot to give up for 40 days and 40 nights - so, what are youg going to give up

    id like to see tony Bliar and george bush give up breathing but thats a bit fanciful - tried giving up sex but nearly went blind and developed hairs on the palms of my hands and a strong right arm. so it will be proably something stupid like chocolate.
    I'd like to see you give up shite spelling.

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    once again this year as usual i will be giving up PROMOTION.
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!

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    well thats me sorted for lent then - shite spelling it is
    If you are normal then I will happily remain a freak for the rest of my life

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Blowing up mosques and large armed robbries .Its hard work being Dr evils henchman and the overtime rate is lousy .

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Christianity
    'You're not a human until you're in my phone-book.'

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Giving things up for Lent.

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Dale is giving up walking into camp in a morning with multiple partners harry monk dribbling down her inner thigh
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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Knocker_Till_The_End
    once again this year as usual i will be giving up PROMOTION.
    Snap, thats you and me both then knocker, again.

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    She was going to give up drinking meths but then realised that 40 days of her abstinence would put 300 people out of work.
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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    I done that giving up thing on new years eve.

    so for lent - i think i'll just start it all again.

    Right, wheres that rent boy. lol
    Wot Shall We Do Now, Aunt Sally

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Fcuk all!!!! Life is way too short.

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    I shall give up moaning about how the weather.

    nah.

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Okay, seeing as everyone appears to being giving up something. I'll give up wanting to pull the finger nails out of 'CAT PISS STINKERS!!!!!!'

    Ahhhhhhhhhh, that's therapy in itself being able to shout it. I feel better. End of rant. Thanks for listening.

    Just one last time.

    CAT PISS STINKERS!!!! FCUKING B*STARD CAT PISS STINKERS!!!!!

    Weyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Im cured. I'll sleep well tonight you p*ssing, b*stard, cat p*ss stinkers!!!

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    Re: Wot you giving up for lent

    Religious observances.

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