Discuss Adverts That REALLY Pi$$ You Off in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I'm actually starting to like that webuyanycar.com ad now - I have only seen it once on TV since they've added the epilepsy dancers which made me snigger.
To the point I'm even thinking of ...
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I'm actually starting to like that webuyanycar.com ad now - I have only seen it once on TV since they've added the epilepsy dancers which made me snigger.
To the point I'm even thinking of downloading it as a ring tone to piss everyone else off in the office every time I get a text or call...
But the fact that I have no friends and my phone never rings, puts a crimp on an otherwise damned fine plan.
*Edited to add: I blame Gordon Brown.
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BBC advert for ugly ginger twat listening to the Stones.Get the fecker off my TV.
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- 02-02-2010, 11:08 #533
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I'm not p1ssed off by it, so much as freaked out by it...the Evian advert with the roller-skating babies. Makes me feel as if a clown porn film has just popped up!
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- 02-02-2010, 12:18 #534
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It's worth looking at the small print at the bottom of crap ads:
- the toothpaste that cleans like a dentist, but somehow "doesn't give professional results"
- the massive mascara brush that is so fab the tart on screen is "wearing eyelash extensions"
- the lactose-free milk that, in spite of the blurb is "not suitable for milk allergies"
etc, etc.
It's all cobblers and we pay for it all, both with our dwindling patience and whenever we buy any of their shiite products.
Next time an advertising agency knob drives past you in his BMW on his way to a 'heads up' meeting about MCain's Oven Chips or Aviva, wave him down and kill him.
Either that or don't buy the product.
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I love those authentic Italian pizzas, with the adverts of opera and the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Coliseum or similar Italian landmark.
Made by the famous Italian company, Doktor Oetker.
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I'm with you on that one Cuddles. There is something very freaky about that advert, makes me cringe everytime.
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- 02-02-2010, 12:43 #537
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Good drills. Yeah, waste the fucker, use the twat's current ad product to kill him in an incredibly painful way. Force feed the fuck with Marmite say, six or seven jars should do it, especially if you shove the last lot down including the jar.
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You forgot to mention those '80% of women say this' adverts with 'survey of 200 women' in tiny print at the bottom......
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There's an ad at the moment with some bird jogging up mountains and then sprays herself with deoderant. WTF. And then she misses a bunch of polystyrene rocks in an avalanche and steps across them in a pool. FFS. Even The Scarey One shouts at it when she's not shouting at me.
.... as for the Commandos' ad., it's almost as bad as the RN one.- Si dubitas, fuge.
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NO...NO..NO..NO..NO...NO!!! Originally Posted by JesterRIP
That advert is just soooooo bloody annoying.....!
Makes me want to punch the TV screen in sheer anger!!!! GGGRRRR!!
Someone in the office had it on ringtone, got both barrels and a reload!! even the 50+ "old Dear" typist who never gets angry shouted at him and threw her Zimmer at him!!!!
But yes JesterRIp i also blame Gordon Brown!! Fugging Twunt!!!
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