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    Sheep Sh@ggers song

    Ok - Willie Nelson has penned a little ditty to the cowboys who ride into town and shoot up each other - any budding bards out there who can produce a tom jones/charlotte church/max boyce style song for the people who prefer sheep ??????????
    If you are normal then I will happily remain a freak for the rest of my life

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    Senior Member shortfuse's Avatar
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    Re: Sheep Sh@ggers song

    You're on thin f-ucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, f-uck off.

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    Re: Sheep Sh@ggers song

    "I'll Never Find Another Ewe?"

    Tourist to Kiwi shepherd "You have lots of sheep. do you shear them?" Answer "No! Get your fcukin' own!"

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    Re: Sheep Sh@ggers song

    Oh mr strange man
    oh is it true
    you stuck ur c0ck right up a sheeps arrse
    and filled it with man glue?

    Oh mr strange man
    oh what a shock
    when the sheep did turn around
    and bite clean off your c0ck!
    Paedophiles are just fcuking immature arrseholes.
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    That way, everyone can get p!ssed responsibly and the other manufacturers can advertise me for free on their cans.
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