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    Senior Member Gassing_Badgers's Avatar
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    Caption Competition

    Whilst perusing the "Have you ever considered doing anyone 'Special'?" thread (for educational purposes), I stumbled upon this:



    Surely worthy of a caption competition?
    I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve these detainee handling techniques...


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    Re: Caption Competition

    Trooper to horse
    "Told you I could smell fish"

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Horse = so thats a cnut

    and i thought the thing on my back was one.
    Wot Shall We Do Now, Aunt Sally

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Horse: What does www mean?

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Tpr - "I know which pony I'd prefer to be feeding"
    Battles are won by slaughter and manoeuvre. The greater the general, the more he contributes in manoeuvre, the less he demands in slaughter

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Trooper to horse
    "I´ll give you an apple if you lick her faNNy now!
    "who cares who wins"

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Horse: She's all yours mate -even I wouldn't
    Warning & disclosure: Journalist.

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Trooper laughing
    Some fcukers going to be in deep shite for letting that nag out the stable

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Tpr: I've got shinier and higher FMB's that you....







    I'll get my coat

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Trooper: "I'll take the old mare in for a hosedown...and then I'll stable the horse."
    Patriotism is proud of a country's virtues and eager to correct its deficiencies; it also acknowledges the legitimate patriotism of other countries, with their own specific virtues. The pride of nationalism, however, trumpets its country's virtues and denies its deficiencies, while it is contemptuous toward the virtues of other countries. It wants to be, and proclaims itself to be, "the greatest," but greatness is not required of a country; only goodness is. (Sydney J. Harris)

    "Not everyone who goes to bullfights is cheering for the matador." (or something like that, CC_TA)

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    Re: Caption Competition

    Wow I would like to saddle her up and ride her all the way back to knightsbridge
    Paymaster

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