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Discuss Caption Competition at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Whilst perusing the "Have you ever considered doing anyone 'Special'?" thread (for educational purposes), I ...
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03-01-2006, 09:16 #1Senior Member
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Caption Competition
Whilst perusing the "Have you ever considered doing anyone 'Special'?" thread (for educational purposes), I stumbled upon this:
Surely worthy of a caption competition?I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve these detainee handling techniques...
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Trooper to horse
"Told you I could smell fish"
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03-01-2006, 21:26 #3Senior Member
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Horse = so thats a cnut
and i thought the thing on my back was one.Wot Shall We Do Now, Aunt Sally
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03-01-2006, 21:28 #4Senior Member
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Horse: What does www mean?
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Tpr - "I know which pony I'd prefer to be feeding"
Battles are won by slaughter and manoeuvre. The greater the general, the more he contributes in manoeuvre, the less he demands in slaughter
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Trooper to horse
"I´ll give you an apple if you lick her faNNy now!"who cares who wins"
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Horse: She's all yours mate -even I wouldn't
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Trooper laughing
Some fcukers going to be in deep shite for letting that nag out the stable
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Tpr: I've got shinier and higher FMB's that you....
I'll get my coat
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03-01-2006, 21:36 #10Senior Member
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Trooper: "I'll take the old mare in for a hosedown...and then I'll stable the horse."
Patriotism is proud of a country's virtues and eager to correct its deficiencies; it also acknowledges the legitimate patriotism of other countries, with their own specific virtues. The pride of nationalism, however, trumpets its country's virtues and denies its deficiencies, while it is contemptuous toward the virtues of other countries. It wants to be, and proclaims itself to be, "the greatest," but greatness is not required of a country; only goodness is. (Sydney J. Harris)
"Not everyone who goes to bullfights is cheering for the matador." (or something like that, CC_TA)
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