ARmy Rumour SErvice

**tigerbaby** · 15-12-2005, 07:56

Now I have never been a lezzer in my sheltered little life and had no intentions of being one either....BUT...

MEN, I just don't get you lot! I'm honestly baffled by your forever changing minds!! The Soon to be ex hubby has now decided that he misses me. After telling me only just over a month ago he didn't love me anymore, he's now decided that he made a mistake. Of course that mistake happened to be another woman

so I'm puting the question to you lot because I can't be bothered sussing out wtf he's up to anymore. Couldn't go back (only needs to make that kinda mistake once with me) but would like to know just what he's playing at... go on then give me some insight please!

**Gunny Highway** · 15-12-2005, 08:07

Originally Posted by tigerbaby

go on then give me some insight please!

You nag too much, maybe?

**tigerbaby** · 15-12-2005, 08:10

lol I'm a woman, I'm allowed a certain limit, it goes with the hormones...

**Sangreal** · 15-12-2005, 08:12

Originally Posted by tigerbaby

...would like to know just what he's playing at...

The game.

**maninblack** · 15-12-2005, 08:14

...the field?

**TankiesYank** · 15-12-2005, 08:16

Auntie Yank says:

He's not playing at anything. The other woman dumped him, and now he thinks he's got a consolation prize. Sh!tcan him and go treat yourself to a dayspa visit...that he can pay for.

Or become a lesbian. Let us know how it works out. :D

**tigerbaby** · 15-12-2005, 08:18

I figured this out funnily enough, even got on with me life too, no probs don't need a guy to make me happy blah blah blah... just can't understand why now? Why do guys think they can just expect to walk back into your life as if nothing has happened? Do you really think it works?

**RogueTrooper** · 15-12-2005, 08:22

Given all the replies above - which I subscribe to totally!! - there are similar experiences on the other side of the fence. A m8 of mine's wife had dallied before their marriage, and much against his better judgement and the advice of his friends (me included) he went ahead and married her anyway....yep you guessed it, she went off and did the same again a few months later. :(
So:
1. What makes you think we're all that different (guys & gals)?
2. As I said to him before the wedding: 'If she's done it before, she'll do it again'.

....same advice goes to you.....

**LordVonHarley** · 15-12-2005, 08:30

Sounds like the other woman has given him the flick and he is getting cold at night!

Devorce is an expensive thing, just ask my Dad

You could Fcuk with his mind, say you will take him back if........

1.He signs the house over to you.
2.Employs a male maid.
3.Removes a testical and gives it to you in a jam jar as a present.
4.He gets a tattoo denoting he has cheated.

This also can be used for cheating wives

**Sangreal** · 15-12-2005, 08:37

Originally Posted by LordVonHarley

Sounds like the other woman has given him the flick and he is getting cold at night!

Devorce is an expensive thing, just ask my Dad

You could Fcuk with his mind, say you will take him back if........

1.He signs the house over to you.
2.Employs a male maid.
3.Removes a testical and gives it to you in a jam jar as a present.
4.He gets a tattoo denoting he has cheated.

This also can be used for cheating wives

Except for the testicle bit I presume!