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  1. 04-10-2005, 14:16 #1
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    You speek Engrish?

    Here is a little site to pass those long hours at the office etc...

    www.engrish.com

    Some crackers in there!
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  2. 04-10-2005, 18:06 #2
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    Re: You speek Engrish?

    Hmmmm can you imagine making your mates dribble with jealousy and awe if you said that last night you took a couple tasty Asse's home and it was followed thru with hot creamy steamy BJ, AND finished off the sess on yer back with a great mouthful of Tits before you left home today.......











    ...they would never know you meant otherwise :D
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    Re: You speek Engrish?

    here's more 'exotic cuisine'

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat.html

    the 'beer' sounds intriguing...
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  4. 04-10-2005, 19:22 #4
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    Re: You speek Engrish?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer
    here's more 'exotic cuisine'

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat.html

    the 'beer' sounds intriguing...
    For what it's worth, dear Rockteer, those marshies known in Germany as "mini Dickmanns" used to be called (and still are, as far as I know) "Negerküsse" (Nigger-kisses). Correct me if I'm wrong!

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    Re: You speek Engrish?

    Beat you to it quite some time ago

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/start=0.html

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  6. 05-10-2005, 01:00 #6
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    Re: You speek Engrish?

    Those (raspberry flavour?) Titlis...50% what, precisely? Proof? Cornflour? Minced chav?
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    Re: You speek Engrish?

    Here's some Danish liquorice pastilles with an interesting name:

    http://slik.toms.dk/362?PHPSESSID=27...2926cc811003dc
    Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.

    And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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