- 14-05-2013, 00:16 #1
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- 25 Kliks West of Army Nick Fortress Camoludunum on A12 towards Londinium UK
New Sars Corona Virus from Middle East...
Now on BBC 2 'Newsnight'........Is this new virus, that is alleged to come from the Middle East etc. Is this from people who have been bonking camels, goats and sheep, or even bats. Apparently Dubai has been mentioned. Well, thats me staying at home this year. It's Canvey Island or Sarfend or no where.....
So, make sure you have washed your hands, erse, cods, clunge etc etc etc after bonking on the sea front at Dubai. Do all this before the Religious Police come along and give you a damn good thrashing with lathies.....Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity .....
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- 14-05-2013, 00:18 #2
- 14-05-2013, 00:27 #3
A minute ago I knew French. Your post made me forget it, my name and the reason I circled the 29th of May on my calender.
You dull, pissed-up cunt.
- 14-05-2013, 00:36 #4
Not sars at all.Ying tong iddle I po.
- 14-05-2013, 00:38 #5
Well here's away again.no doubt all the internet hard men will be lashing out again.whilst they sit with clenched fists behind keyboards and touch screens,wondering what morsels from the fridge will keep their fat fucking guts appeased.Superjbs a cunt.
- 14-05-2013, 00:50 #6
I was told I need to protect myself from viruses in a, er, "hotel" in the middle east. Are we talking the same talk? Am I safe?
They asked me "Hello? Who is it?"
I replied "It is King xre, and these are my knights of the slightly modified (beer mat enabled) table, Whose castle is this?"
They said it didn't matter and it was 60BD for 5 minutes, REgardless of the table situation.
I've a few minutes to spare...
Bastards threatened to taunt me.Now I am become death. The destroyer of worlds.
I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
- 14-05-2013, 05:03 #7
Saw the initial reports of the Corona virus and thought they were talking about the beer.
Went through all my jabs, again, only to have them throw this shite out. No jab, just take your chance and see if you go tits up. Lovely. Wonder if I can claim my single malt as a disinfectant?
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- 14-05-2013, 07:23 #8
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So far it has killed fifteen Saudis....and made a couple of frenchmen feel very peaky......I'm really worried....errrmm....insch allah!
- 14-05-2013, 07:37 #9
the same family of virus causes FIP which killed two of my kittenswhat the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
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a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.
- 14-05-2013, 09:49 #10High on life. And glue.
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